2012 END OF DAYS OR JUST ANOTHER DAY ???????

[Scatter]

Well Scatter, my friend, the only intelligent thing to talk about in 2012 is pizza.

OK THEN..........pizza in 2012 it is!! Will the pizza of the future no longer be delivered by car, but by vehicles such as this??

[Radioactive Rod Whitenack]

No, no, no. I guess I have to reveal my evil plan.

On 12/21/12 I will zap the brains of everyone on earth from my secret satelite, causing everyone to forget about pizza! I will then swoop in to actually INVENT pizza and make billions of dollars! Unless that darn pizza Noid comes out of retirement to stop me again! Bwahahahahahahahahah! Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

[mike c]

No, no, no. I guess I have to reveal my evil plan.

On 12/21/12 I will zap the brains of everyone on earth from my secret satelite, causing everyone to forget about pizza! I will then swoop in to actually INVENT pizza and make billions of dollars! Unless that darn pizza Noid comes out of retirement to stop me again! Bwahahahahahahahahah! Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

"... and at that moment, deep in the hoary blue darkness of an arctic cave in the frozen North, came a strange sound -- the icy rime of decades was cracking, sliding away, revealing a red suited, large-nosed figure holding an empty, flat square box. For a moment, silence, then a shudder... and without opening its eyes, a thin smile tugged at its lips, and in a fog of breath and bucked teeth came the hoarse ring of an old voice singing anew, "NOID!NOID!NOID!NOID!!"

-The Pizza Prophecies, Charles E. Cheese, 1985

[Toy Ranch]

I watched the movie about it last night.  That was funny!  They had so many close calls   Like constantly

But it wasn't the end of the world, just most of it.

[Unknown Primate]

You...........me.........2 large pizzas with the works.........and a King Kong festival till dawn.

I 75, here I come!

[Radioactive Rod Whitenack]

Blast you, Noid. I have avoided your incompetent pizza delivery methods for 15 long years! You'll never stop me from wiping the memory of those mustachioed dough twirling dolts from planet Earth! The secret of pepperoni supreme is mine! Mine!

[Monster Bob]

The world ended in 1975, pretty much.

[mike c]

Blast you, Noid. I have avoided your incompetent pizza delivery methods for 15 long years! You'll never stop me from wiping the memory of those mustachioed dough twirling dolts from planet Earth! The secret of pepperoni supreme is mine! Mine!

NOIDNOIDNOIDNOIDNOID!!!

[Fester]

  Criswell Predicts!  


The Noid shall be banished by a Shakey guy named Little Caesar. This will happen over  and over again, in what will be known as the Domino Effect!

We are all interested in the future for that is where we will spend the rest of our lives!

[mike c]

We are all interested in the future for that is where we will spend the rest of our lives!

... and eat the rest of our pizzas.

[Scatter]

... and eat the rest of our pizzas.

Fear not.........delivery at the golden portal in 30  minutes or less.

[ChattyLMS]

I'll take the pizza from the Jetson's vehicle.  I'll take the moving sidewalks, too.  And what would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Sean]

Are we STILL questioning what WILL happen?  I thought everbody was made clear on this.

This is EXACTLY what happens that day.  EXACTLY:

Everything goes black and white.  Then pie plates filled with aliens dangle from the sky on strings... then the dead rise from the grave, including a great big fat bald guy and a really thin waisted Morticia Addams-like chick....

Didn't you all see this documentary?

[Fester]

Didn't you all see this documentary?

I Did!

[ChattyLMS]

OK, here I go sounding stupid.  Who is Criswell?