Dracula vs. Coffin Joe Roast off

[SpankRamen]

That's because Zé sees kids as the continuity of blood, thus immortality.
Dracula sees children as a midnight snack, thus immortality.

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

I might had missed something here.. When did Dracula kill  a child ?
Sure he feed one to his brides but he did not kill it

Any other examples ?

Isn't this a roast off to find out who is the most evil of the 2 ? All I'm hearing makes Drac the #1 contender.

[Gary D Macabre]

Actually the thread has started to drift from roasting which is why rule three stated no discussion.  Posts do not have to be 100% accurate, the Sesame Street and Medge the manicurist posts are a good example, beautiful roasts, but we all know their not entirely accurate. Just open fire in retaliation.  If you don't have a shot at the other guy, prop up your villain.

The Amazing monster showdown poll has already been hijacked for debate.

[Gary D Macabre]

When Dracula says blood is immortality he's not just being facetious, he means it.

[monsterphile]

Ah, and that reminds me.  Coffin Joe was never played by John Carradine.  Coffin Joe was never played by Zandor Vorkov, either. 

No, but he was played by Ray Castile!  Sorry Ray...   ;-) 

[SpankRamen]

No, but he was played by Ray Castile!  Sorry Ray...     

UMA members who've ever been in a feature length film, show of hands? Show of hands.

[Gary D Macabre]

Ze do Ciaxao likes men  (well brave ones anyway)

[Nicole]

Dracula never battled with his own creator.

[The Drunken Severed Head]

" UMA members who've ever been in a feature length film, show of hands?"

Paging Dan Roebuck! (And Robert Taylor, and me if you count extra work where you can recognize me and a large supporting role in an unreleased feature.)

[SpankRamen]

Zé can make beautiful women appear at the snap of his fingers! (& I've found myself popping up in some odd places, too )

[Gary D Macabre]

Well I have to say it. While Drac had Live Opossums and Armadillos on set, Coffin Joe had Live Boas and Anacondas.

[SpankRamen]

Coffin Joe had Live Boas and Anacondas.

Not to mention tarantulas, frogs, & various bugs.

[Nicole]

Dracula fears being destroyed and sent to Hell. Coffin Joe has already been there...and back!

[SpankRamen]

Zé can take down a big muscular man with a walking cane. Dracula would try to bite that big guy & end up getting his teeth broken.

[raycastile]

Dracula always seems to get caught without his coffin.  It doesn't matter how many boxes of earth he ships to his new home, there is never one handy when he needs one.

Coffin Joe always comes prepared - blades in his cape, tarantula in a jar, ax in his boat, gun in his jacket, tobacco in his pipe, black gloves on his hands, torture chamber in his basement.