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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            Into The Boiling Sulphur Pit, He SANK,
            The Fumes, That, Engulfed Him, STANK;
            One, More, Generation, SAFE,
            DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S WAIF;
            Little PETER Had His DADDY, To THANK!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       THE PHANTOM "Went Courting" CHRISTINE,
       HE Was, Oh, So, Suave; Politely, PRISTINE;
       Yet, HE took, HER, To TASK,
       As SHE Tore, Off, His MASK;
       That's When MR. NICE GUY Turned MEAN!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       COUNT DRACULA Heard Three Knocks, On His CASKET,
       And The Heavenly Laughter, Of ANGELS, OUTSIDE, IT;
       VLAD Said: "This is, So, UNFAIR,
       Each Year, I Say: 'WHO'S THERE?'
       'You Know WHO!' Says HE, & I Get An EASTER BASKET!"

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER was Lonely and SAD,
               Being Deprived, of LOVE, drove Him, MAD;
               Yet, when His Doc, BONA FIDE,
               Tried, to Build, Him, a BRIDE;
               She balked, at His LOOKS, as, if, He was a CAD!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            The FACES, He did, were Varied and MANY,
            His MAKE-UP Skills, Outrageous, UNCANNY;
            Of Plights, MONSTERS, or, MEN,
            His Career Proved Our FRIEND;
            GOD, Bless That Great Heart: LON CHANEY!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Collecting monster toys is what I do,
So the time spent here here has flew,
Even this thread has improved our hobby,
With writing about robots like Robby,
Or Karloff, long live the Limerick crew.


p.s  Have NO fear the Baron is here!

[Flower]

Hi Maurice,

Nice to have you back. 

[tv horror]

A pleasure as always my dear monster friend,
Yep I am abiding by the new rules trend,
And I do agree with the new streamline,
But the Barons posts are always sublime,
What would anger me is to see their end.

Nice to hear from you too Flower.

[charp13]

A mysterious friend named Maurice,
with Monster spirit that will never cease,
Delights us with verse,
and breaks boredom's curse,
with his limerick's golden fleece! 



** the last line is pretty shaky, but I just wanted to throw in some Argonaut stuff   

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         MY SPECIAL THANKS, TO THE "UNUSUAL GANG, OF SUSPECTS":
                     TV HORROR, CHARP13 and FLOWER!
YOUR APPRECIATION, OF MY LIMERICK MONSTERS, MEANS, MORE, TO ME,
                THAN MERE WORDS CAN, EVER, EXPRESS!
                                    I LOVE YOU!!!

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               We've a NEW HOME, in HORROR LITERATURE,
               I Pray, It Saves, Us, from Eminent DEPARTURE;
               Your Compliments and LOVE,
               Are My Best Treasure TROVE;
               So, I'll keep Writing, to Add, to Your RAPTURE!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Oh my goodness what have I done here,
I've caught the eye of a wolf I fear,
There was me minding my own business,
Now I have to fend my honour and Hydeness'
From a werewolf I still hold dear.

I love you too you big shaggy dog thingy me jig you, long may you rhyme

[packy120353]

Oh a Limerick seed through much toil,
was tended by punsters most loyal.
Now fully matured
been LITERATURED!
And it's roots now grasp a new soil.

Hi it's Rip Van Packywinkle (yawn) did I miss anything?

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       A ZOMBIE, A WEREWOLF, and, A WITCH,
       Used Their Arcane Powers, to become RICH;
       THE WITCH, named AGNES,
       Celebrated Her "HAG-NESS";
       With BOBBY, THE UBER-ZOMBIE, &, MITCH!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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packy120353 writ:

         Oh a Limerick seed through much toil,
         was tended by punsters most loyal.
         Now fully matured
         been LITERATURED!
         And it's roots now grasp a new soil.

   Hi, it's RIP Van PACKYWINKLE (Yaaaawwn) did I miss anything?

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      A LETTER, from PACKY PAUL, is, Always, a TRIP,
      If He Shares a NEW LIMERICK?! I Say! HIP! HIP!
      HE STARTED THIS THREAD,
      Good Thing, He's UNDEAD;
      His Fragrant Words, Most, Welcome: LETTER, RIP!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       Always, a Pleasure, to See, My BROTHER, MAURICE,
       One, o' EIRE'S True Sons, &, to EIRE, Be PEACE!
       He's, no, Hyde-Bound PRETENDER,
       He's My LIMERICK DEFENDER;
       We Are, Still, HERE, Y'All, &, May We INCREASE!!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.