WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,140 times)

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           If You meet a Man, just, before the FULL MOON,
           When It does, He becomes a Wild, Hairy, LOON;
           Aim, at His Brain, Heart or GULLET,
           With a Real, Live, SILVER, BULLET;
           That's 1 Relationship, You can't End, TOO, SOON!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        Should You meet an Ugly Man, of Misshapen BACK,
        Try, not, to appear Anxious, in fact, use some TACT;
        He might Swing, from Ropes & PRANCE,
        He sold MASS QUANTITIES, in FRANCE;
        Of ICE-CREAM CONE-HEADS; He doth, not, LACK!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,219 times)

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               THE MONSTERS, All, Left, They GOED, OUT,
               "Sure, An' 'Tis SPRING, They's NO, DOUBT;
               'Tho' Sum ARCTIC BLAST,
               Musta, Just, PASSED;
               We Sees, By This Cold White, It SNOWED, OUT!"

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G. 

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  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,290 times)

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        There, once, was a GHOUL, named, STANLEY,
        Who was considered, anything, but, MANLY;
        "I know, I'm, quite, QUIET,
        But, it might be my DIET;
        'Mum's The Word', not, 'Scream, like a BANSHEE!'"

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,333 times)

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            All, that, I can say, is: "WHOOPEE!"
            Get a Load, o' this Passel, o' THREES;
            The Numbers, All, "POP!",
            At Our Limerick BUS-STOP;
            Addicting, like, some Strange DISEASE!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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       There Is A UMA GENERAL, Named, TERRY,
       Who, Once, Proposed A Very, Odd, QUERY;
       To The Late HELEN CHANDLER...
       Or, Was It, CHELSEA HANDLER?
       To Make Merry, If, She, Him, Wouldst MARRY!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,420 times)

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               With The Day's Last Rays, Of Dying LIGHT,
               The VAMPIRES Roll, Back, Coffin Lids, TIGHT;
               As The Corporeal SLAVES,
               To The Blood, They CRAVE;
               They, Now, Know The True Meaning, Of FRIGHT!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        RENFIELD was, on THE ROAD, TO MANDALAY,
        He Loved, to Eat, the Spicy Spiders, in the BAY;
        In Honour, of His STATURE,
        They put, up, His STATUE;
        &, Changed the Weekday's Name, to FRYE-DAY!
             {That's DWIGHT An Accomplishment!  }

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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         QUASIMODO Was Ringing THE BELLS,
         The City Shook, To The Elegant SWELLS;
         'Twas PARIS' HEARTBEAT,
         Q. Was Fast, On His FEET;
         We Know The Sad Story's End, They TELL!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               'Altho', 'tis a, long, wait, 'til OCTOBER,
               We, Monster Kids, must remain SOBER;
               A Year's Planning is NEAT,
               'Cos, It, always, REPEATS;
               HALLOWEEN has, Us, Rolling, In CLOVER!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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    WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,580 times)

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       THE CREATURE saw, something, while, SWIMMING,
       His poor LAGOON needed some, serious, TRIMMING;
       He let, out, a MOAN,
       "With Seaweed, so, OVERGROWN;
       It, drastically, Affects My View, of Visiting WOMEN!"

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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          HANSEL And GRETEL Thought, They Were DANDY,
          Eating An Enchanted House, Made, Out, Of CANDY;
          THE WITCH'S Form, Of LOVIN',
          Was, To POP, 'Em, In The OVEN;
          She Ended, Up, There, Instead; A Toast, With BRANDY!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,000,647,000,402 times)

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            We Remember, Now, TIMMY, the GHOUL,
            He'd Write Useless Rhymes, On A STOOL;
            Many Others Would READ,
            'Til, It Made Their Eyes BLEED;
            He Wishes Y'a'll, "Happy April 1st", This FOOL!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        I, cannot, Allow THIS DAY, to GET, AWAY,
        Sans, The Recognition, of SOMEONE, I SAY;
        Who began Our Whole GENRE,
        As THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA;
        So, To LON CHANEY, SR.: A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 93,703 times)

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       YESTERDAY WAS FOUR/ONE/ONE FOUR {4/1/14},
       A PALINDROME, Once, MORE;
       Wait, A Whole YEAR,
       'Til Another Draws, NEAR;
       MAY 5/1/15 Have BLESSINGS, In STORE!

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                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.