Unfortunately Game

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, it burst into flames before I got the chance to use it!

I tried on a new pair of underwear...

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately they were used....and FULL.

     

I just learned to talk with animals....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, you pissed them off by screaming "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!"

I just got a brand new puppy.

[CreepysFan]

....unfortunately it's a WEREWOLF puppy, and rips you apart.

   

I just found the fountain of youth....

[Unknown Primate]

... unfortunately, it was contaminated by the BP oil spill, !!!

   I just booked a room at a fancy hotel...

[Illoman]

...unfortunately it's the Bates Hotel!!

I just hit the lottery....

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it is for "The Box"!


I just started vacation in Hungary

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it is for "The Box"!


I just started vacation in Hungary

Unfortunately, you arrived at the height of the "412th Annual Vlad The Impaler Historical Re-enactment And Ghoulash Festival", and they were short one pasty Anglo head to sit on the last pointed stake in the garden.

I just invented a perpetual motion machine.

[Sean]

Unfortunately it's a Rottweiler named Rough Shot Johnny and the 'machine' in perpetual motion is his tongue/ twig 'n berries...

I just drank a formula that made me strong as an ape...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's side effects include...nausea,diarehha,indulces vomiting,irritating rash,and ugly pus filled blisters that cover the body.

I just learned that I am not of this world

[Scatter]

unfortunately, it's side effects include...nausea,diarehha,indulces vomiting,irritating rash,and ugly pus filled blisters that cover the body.

I just learned that I am not of this world

Unfortunately, upon hearing this news, the world heaved an enormous sigh of relief.

I just discovered the Fountain of Youth.

[Sean]

Unfortunately upon further examination, you are actually the carrot from the Great Vegetable Rebellion Lost in Space episode... and this is not Earth, but the Giant Rabbit Planet...

It was dark, but I swore I had a date with the Landers sisters last night...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it was Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.

I just threw a football 50 yards.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.

I just threw a football 50 yards.

You and I are like Magic and Worthy on the fast break, circa 1987.  I tee'd that up for someone who might be familiar with THOSE Landers girls AND the Audrey/ Judy pair.  Well done.

[Scatter]

You and I are like Magic and Worthy on the fast break, circa 1987.  I tee'd that up for someone who might be familiar with THOSE Landers girls AND the Audrey/ Judy pair.  Well done.

It helps that we're both stuck in the 70s and aficionados of The Love Boat and Fantasy Island............where the Landers sisters appeared on what seems a weekly basis. Or they rotated with Charro (which sounds kinda dirty).