Unfortunately Game

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it is a Buy It Now item on EBay


I skipped breakfast this morning, and see the roach coach is outside the office

[long live kong]

Unfortunately there is a Samoan Rugby Team already in the queue....

I have been accepted into the CIA....

[I am the Female Dracula]

....unfortunately this is the society of Completely Incompetent A*holes

I just won a beauty contest...

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately you were the only one in it so you had no competition and you would have been the ugliest there.

I made the first successful peace treaty with an alien race...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, the whole Arizona thing is putting a crimp in relations, and they still haven't gotten over Roswell.

Just bought a house and there are weird noises in the attic

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's just Tom Arnold on a drinking binge again(just a joke Tom....just a joke)

I met with Tom Arnold's lawyer today

[Sean]

Unfortunately the plea deal you were offered was to sleep with Roseanne Barr

I ate some delicious chinese food tonight...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, the cook forgot to remove the collar that read "Fido"...

I just saved a bus load of cheerleaders from drowning in the lake

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, as you were pulling the last luscious and  extremely grateful lovely ashore, a stray piranha accidentally freed from a local exotic pet store devoured your genitalia.

I just saved 15% on my car insurance with Geico.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, this Geico stands for  Giant Eared Iranian Cannibal Ostriches, which were hiding in the trunk of yer car....

I just had my debut fight at the UFC...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately this UFC stands for United Fighting Crocodiles



I just voted

[Scatter]

Unfortunately this UFC stands for United Fighting Crocodiles



I just voted

Unfortunately, we got our current President anyway.

I was just abducted by a UFO.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the old anal probe stories are quite real....

I've discovered the Colonel's secret recipe....

[Paul L]

Unfortunately it's Colonel Klinks recipe for POW surprise.

I've just been hired by NASA.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it's as a test subject for the effects of prolonged isolation and celebacy



I just discovered a Time machine