The Person Below Me Game

[charp13]

No, but my dad does one......ALL the time- he calls me and talks like Gabby until I beg him to stop!
TPBM- Is thinking about buying an Exacto Knife

[Flower]

Nope .. I need a larger blade to cut up the neighbors ... err .. to cut up pumpkins for the neighbors to see.


TPBM ... likes to carve pumpkins.

[Sean]

I do.

TPBM has woken themselves up with their own farts.

[charp13]

wow.........I'm not sure.  I have bolted up from a deep sleep yelling, "who the?...what the?", but I don't know what the racket was.
TPBM- Has a pet that snores loudly!

[Sean]

Cal my departed bulldog snored like a grizzly bear.  His chops would flap when he exhaled.  We would just WATCH HIM snore, it was so fascinating...

If you were in a 20 X 16 room on a huge sectional couch trying to take a nap and he walked in?  You would soon feel the wet gooey-ness of a chop over your eye and the weight of a wrecking ball on your head...... then the snoring would start.  And your nap was over.  He HAD TO be on top of you if he was in the same room with you.

I miss him.

TPBM has called the police in the last 24 hours.

[Flower]

No .. the neighbors haven't cut down my flowers in the past 24 hours .. I do have a neighbor who called the police a few weeks ago because she came home from work and there were white bread crumbs on her front stairs (or she imagined them to be there) .. I've wondered if she would've called the police if they were multigrain bread crumbs?


TPBM ... likes kid food.

[charp13]

Oh lordy!! I was doing so well with my middle-age-ness and then I discovered fruit snacks, chips ahoy, and all the other stuff my grandson eats!  MMMmm!
TPBM- Wishes they got more product samples in the mail!

[Kenneth]

I do!!! I like surprises in the mail! For some reason, I haven't received a product sample in a couple of years..
It would be great if toy and comic book stores, and collectible stores like Sideshow would send me some samples... 

TPBM really LOVES those GEICO commercials on TV!

[Scatter]

Nope .. I need a larger blade to cut up the neighbors ... err .. to cut up pumpkins for the neighbors to see.

Having similar issues, I've become fascinated with your neighbors, heretofore referred to as The Arsehats. Please tell us more.

Geico commercials?? No.

TPBM once killed a grizzly bear with a loose-leaf notebook.

[Scatter]

I do.

TPBM has woken themselves up with their own farts.

Almost fell outta my chair (from laughing, not farting).

[charp13]

Oh.....well if it said- "TPBM- Fell out of their chair from farting"  Then I would have said  "YES"
No, I have never killed a bear.
TPBM- Was raised in the woods ,so they knew every tree!

[Flower]

I'm not a dude, so I can't raise my leg against a tree .. I can raise some wood in others but don't know every tree .. it would be too large a task for me.

TPBM ..  has a crush on the vet and has been accused of having munchausen by proxy, using their pet and not a child.

*Gary .. the woman who called the police because she saw white bread crumbs on her front steps, also called them because a raccoon knocked over her birdbath .. etc. She calls the fire dept because her smoke detector let off one beep at 1:30 AM .. made the fire dept. check her house and wake up the neighbors next door because they might've allowed their house to burn down for spite or something .. she's also called the fire dept because she detected a smell .. the fire dept couldn't detect the smell but she crawled all over her house on hand and knees until she found an old oil lamp from when she moved in ten years ago .. there's much more but I don't have time.

[charp13]

No way, the local vet around here is a grouchy middle aged good ol' boy!
TPBM- Has recently discovered a new kind of insect in their yard

[Flower]

No new ones ..

TPBM .. had a good laugh this morning.

[charp13]

I laugh almost every day    There's always something that tickles me!
TPBM-  Just bought marshmallow creme that comes in a jar!  YUMMMM!