Today, We Celebrate Our Independence Day!

[Mike Scott]

Happy 4th of July, everybody!

Watch out for aliens! 

[fmofmpls]

Those aren't aliens. This is an alien.

[Mike Scott]

Those aren't aliens. This is an alien.

No, that's a wolf! Owooo!

[Monsters For Sale]

Happy Set Fire To All Your Money and Blow Off Your Thumb Day!

The morons are lighting up the sky and setting off car alarms all around here right now.  Dogs and cats are trembling in fear and wild animals are hiding in their burrows.

Glad the weather is pleasant - wouldn't want to turn on the air conditioner and drag all that sulfur smoke into the house.


Haven't heard any gunshots or firetruck sirens, yet.

[Monsters For Sale]

Wow, made it through the whole 4th of July night without one firetruck siren.  That's a first since I've lived here.

[Monsters For Sale]

My friend's 4 cats went completely nuts during the noise.

A friend of hers had her dog escape from a high-fenced yard (she can't figure out how) and disappear into the night.  Fortunately, he wound up at the pound and they contacted her that it was safe and could be picked up.

[Mike Scott]

A friend of hers had her dog escape from a high-fenced yard (she can't figure out how)

Was it this dog?

https://youtu.be/kPqCIQ3GDv0

[Monsters For Sale]

Nothing that dramatic.  It was probably more like this:  https://youtu.be/wJIOBGWAWQA

[Mike Scott]

It was probably more like this:

He's been practicing!

[Hepcat]

Happy Set Fire To All Your Money and Blow Off Your Thumb Day!

The morons are lighting up the sky and setting off car alarms all around here right now.  Dogs and cats are trembling in fear and wild animals are hiding in their burrows.

Glad the weather is pleasant - wouldn't want to turn on the air conditioner and drag all that sulfur smoke into the house.

Oh come on! I love the smell of fireworks. Did you not have, or at least covet, a cap gun as a kid?



With all the insanity in the world these days (including all the violent crime you mentioned in your neighbourhood), you're getting all too worked up about the insignificant.

[Hepcat]

Those aren't aliens. This is an alien.

Here's another alien in this commercial:

Alien in Mattel Commercial

And no, not Barbie or Ken.