HALLOWEEN Stuff In Stores For 2016

[Palifan]

Dude, I hope you realize that I was joking. I have no idea what a "sniff" is?

Hanky.

Ian

[Mike Scott]

Hanky.

Ian

D'Oh! I shoulda clicked on the link! A box of tissues.

[marsattacks666]

Dude, I hope you realize that I was joking. I have no idea what a "sniff" is?

I knew your were, Mord. But the whole concept of a SNIFF box made me laugh. I was literally choking with laughter.

[SpeedierThantheGrave]

I knew your were, Mord. But the whole concept of a SNIFF box made me laugh. I was literally choking with laughter.

It's always a good idea to sniff the box first.

[Mord]

It's always a good idea to sniff the box first.

It's just good manners, as far as I'm concerned.

[Monsters For Sale]

It's always a good idea to sniff the box first.

Like the cork, before indulging in an unfamiliar wine.

[SpeedierThantheGrave]

I thought the local Lowe's did an exceptional job with their decoration display.



Also while I was walking around downtown I found Lily randomly slapped on the back of a street sign. I love my little town!

[Monsters For Sale]

I see Lowe's has a blow-up R2D2.

I've seen several places that have large, plush StarWars figures holding dishes, like servers.  What do the have to do with Halloween, again?

[Mord]

I see Lowe's has a blow-up R2D2.

I've seen several places that have large, plush StarWars figures holding dishes, like servers.  What do the have to do with Halloween, again?

Ah....nevermind. I'm not getting started up again.

[Anton Phibes]

Ah....never-ending. I'm not get started up again.

[Mord]

Sad.

[Anton Phibes]

Sad.

I hate to break it to ya pal....but I never see Frankenstein Dracula or the Wolfman at my door on beggar's night . Its Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes or Zombies. Sometimes Pirates. One kid scared the crap out of me last year by coming as a CNN reporter. Not even kidding.

Halloween is no longer for scary except to adults.

[marsattacks666]

I hate to break it to ya pal....but I never see Frankenstein Dracula or the Wolfman at my door on beggar's night . Its Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes or Zombies. Sometimes Pirates. One kid scared the crap out of me last year by coming as a CNN reporter. Not even kidding.

Halloween is no longer for scary except to adults.

Yikes!

[Mord]

I hate to break it to ya pal....but I never see Frankenstein Dracula or the Wolfman at my door on beggar's night . Its Star Wars, Disney, Superheroes or Zombies. Sometimes Pirates. One kid scared the crap out of me last year by coming as a CNN reporter. Not even kidding.

Halloween is no longer for scary except to adults.

That's exactly why my response was "sad". I hate the pussification  of my favorite holiday.

[marsattacks666]

That's exactly why my response was "sad". I hate the pussification  of my favorite holiday.

It is just the beginning.
The Amazing Criswell predicts: Witches, Ghosts and Goblins will no longer be a part of Hallowe'en. They will replaced with
effigies of politically correct characters. Such as, Gluten Free Fright Fred, Millennial Mad Maxx and Body Image Bulha.