'Brides' of Dracula Lands at NBC

Started by Count_Zirock, September 01, 2015, 05:47:59 PM

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Count_Zirock

Considering how terrible NBC's "Dracula" series was, all I can say is, "Why?"
Brides of Dracula Drama From Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Greg Berlanti Lands At NBC With Pilot Production Commitment

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Mord

 I'm not even interested enough to watch adds for the show.

aura of foreboding

Sounds kind of dumb, personally. 

Then again, this is the network that unceremoniously canceled the quality program, Hannibal, despite its rampant fanbase. 

Mord

Quote from: aura of foreboding on September 01, 2015, 07:28:55 PM
Sounds kind of dumb, personally. 

Then again, this is the network that unceremoniously canceled the quality program, Hannibal, despite its rampant fanbase.
It should have been on AMC. They seem to get results with horror programming.

aura of foreboding

Quote from: Mord on September 01, 2015, 07:38:03 PM
It should have been on AMC. They seem to get results with horror programming.

Yeah.  Or A&E.  Anywhere but NBC-Universal, home of the classic monsters!   :o

Count_Zirock

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Quote from: aura of foreboding on September 01, 2015, 08:48:17 PM
Yeah.  Or A&E.  Anywhere but NBC-Universal, home of the classic monsters!   :o
"Home"? Dey haff no home! Despised, ignored, living like orphans! The UMA is dere home.

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aura of foreboding

The nice folks at NBC-Universal beg to differ.  The classic monsters of NBC-Universal have always called NBC-Universal their home.  In fact, the classic monsters of NBC-Universal so love it at NBC-Universal, they have opted to include the name NBC-Universal in all promotional materials and in every sentence in which the classic monsters of NBC-Universal are mentioned. 

Anton Phibes

Quote from: aura of foreboding on September 01, 2015, 09:16:18 PM
The nice folks at NBC-Universal beg to differ.  The classic monsters of NBC-Universal have always called NBC-Universal their home.  In fact, the classic monsters of NBC-Universal so love it at NBC-Universal, they have opted to include the name NBC-Universal in all promotional materials and in every sentence in which the classic monsters of NBC-Universal are mentioned.

I'm afraid this doesnt exist in my universe. You must be from Qward or Bizarro World perhaps? ;) ;) 8)

ScreamingSpider

I didn't even bother to click on the link. My hatred of the abominable Dracula Alexander Grayson series they did already makes me full of irrational hatred for any monster/horror show NBC tries to produce from now on. Unless I hear good things from people I trust, I will not even give this show a chance. And I plan on giving the awful sounding Mummy reboot with marines fighting Iraqi CGI sand zombies a chance!

Grimm is pretty good though.
It is the year of our lord 2015, I have yet to stop being pissed by the NBC Dracula.

Phantom Stranger

Even if the show is good, NBC will just stick it on Friday nights at 10:00, then cancel it.

bromstaker

Whenever I read the word "re-imagining" in a film or show description I think "Houston, we've got a problem." And when I read words like "diverse" and "empowerment" in this show's description I can't help but think "what a load of pc horsesh*t!"

horrorhunter

Quote from: bromstaker on September 08, 2015, 09:11:43 AM
Whenever I read the word "re-imagining" in a film or show description I think "Houston, we've got a problem." And when I read words like "diverse" and "empowerment" in this show's description I can't help but think "what a load of pc horsesh*t!"
Yep.

Too much "re-imagining" these days instead of plain old imagining.
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Haunted hearse

The only reason I'll watch it, if they can get Keannu Reeves to play Harker. Throw in Nicholas Cage, with a goatee and a indeterminate European accent, and you could have Television gold!
What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

Mord

Quote from: Haunted hearse on September 08, 2015, 07:11:15 PM
The only reason I'll watch it, if they can get Keannu Reeves to play Harker. Throw in Nicholas Cage, with a goatee and a indeterminate European accent, and you could have Television gold!
Can't we get Gary Busey in there somewhere, too? Now, THAT'S "must see TV"1

horrorhunter

Quote from: Haunted hearse on September 08, 2015, 07:11:15 PM
The only reason I'll watch it, if they can get Keannu Reeves to play Harker. Throw in Nicholas Cage, with a goatee and a indeterminate European accent, and you could have Television gold!
:laugh:

Orrrr...

They could get Paige, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch to play the Brides of D. and kill the hell out of different luchadore superheroes every week. It would be like the old Santo movies in reverse. Throw in a few accidental wardrobe malfunctions per ep and we're good to go.  ;)



Besides, these chicks could act a crap-ton better than poor Keannu, and do it while delivering a figure 8, disarmer, or rampaige.  ;D
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