"It's Alive! It's ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

[Scatter]

To the general consternation of all, I have returned from the cyber-grave........new laptop in hand. And of course, my very first stop is at my much beloved and sorely missed UMA and my brethren and sisteren therein.

I MISSED YOU GUYS!! (sniffle, snort)

[marsattacks666]

Yay!!!!!!!! You are back!!!!!! Missed your presence.
Alivvvvvvveeeeeee!

[Dr. Madd]

Welcome back, Scatter! Hmmmm sounds like a sitcom.

[charp13]

You'll never know how much we all missed you     I've been counting the days til' your return to the UMA!  Wow!! There's so much for you to catch up on! And we expect a full birthday report.....G rated version, of course.

[Unknown Primate]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back online...

[Count_Zirock]

I knew I smelled SOMETHING!

[typhooforme]

I.was.beginning.to.wonder.if.we.should.look.for.a.ransom.note!..Glad.you're.back,.Scatter.

[Flower]

[Moonshadow]

And here I'd become convinced you'd actually entered a witness protection program...

Welcome back ya big lug!

[RedKing]

Glad to have ya back Scatter!!!

[Fester]

Much rejoicing

[CreepyJeff]

Who is this Scatter and what the hell does HE want?  (Welcome back, Gary!!!)

[Count_Zirock]

Who is this Scatter and what the hell does HE want?  (Welcome back, Gary!!!)

"Poo-flinging" is somewhere in the top 3 of that list.

[CreepysFan]

  WELCOME  HOME  'OL  BUDDY

 

  HURRAY.  Glad to have you back monkey boy, it just wasn't right here without you.  Now that my favorite pal is finally back.....

LET THE PARTYING BEGIN.

 

  General Terry, time to restock the air fresheners.

[Gasport]

...And once again, all is right in the universe. Welcome  back, Gary! This place was not the same without you.  Should i live thru the impending nor'easter following on the heels of hurricane Sandy, i look forward to your future posts!