Christmas Monsters Snubbed at local Nursing Home! Outrageous!

[bigbud]

I've got alittle friend at a local nursing home that had me help him enter the Christmas Door decorating contest at the home. He is a big vampire fan, but I persuaded him that Frankenstein was a monster too, and just as apt to make a good Christmas monster display. Ours truly was the best door.......there weren't that many that even participated. Yet we didn't win any of the prizes, nor even an honorable mention. In fact we were totally ignored!  The judges were from the local library. One of em wears long dresses all the time, so I figured maybe she might be a problem. I Christmas curse them! Even worse.......when it's my time to hit the nursing home I'm coming to this particular one! They can feed and wipe my long tall self till they are red in the face! And I'll laugh, laugh, laugh the whole time! I might even get Scatter to join me, thus doubling the smell of it all! Ha! Revenge is a gooey diaper!  Ha!   Love, Buddy

That's my little buddy's head Photoshopped into a Frankenstein head in the center......

[charp13]

Awww man! That door looks very merry!! I only hope that in a few years, when I'm in a home, someone decorates my door with my beloved monsters!
Imaginative and wonderful job, buddy!

[bigbud]

Thanks Charp.......you can come live with Scatter and me in the rest home here in Kansas....As Bill Murray said in Caddy Shack......" I got that going for me when I die".........well, I mean, when you're almost dead....oh, you know what I mean, you're in the club .......Buddy

[ChattyLMS]

The door is so sweet!  I'm sorry you got ignored.  No fair!   

[Dr. Madd]

You need a shrunken head Christmas ornament.

[RICKH]

Buddy, Sorry about the door.  Some people have no sense of humor, much less wonder.  My son (a senior in high school) says he wants to sneak in a figure of the Frankenstein monster in our town's nativity scene.   I think it would be hilarious, but I'm sure some people would blow a gasket!

[The Invisible Woman]

That is so cute and clever! Too bad you were snubbed. I think that more than any other holiday (except maybe Independence Day) Americans are really up tight about Christmas. When it comes to Christmas, if things are not perfect, traditional, and just so, people really lose it. Doing anything really creative or different, or breaking away from traditions, regarding Christmas, makes many people go ape.

[bigbud]

Dang! The subject brought out alot of the ladies of the UMA. I gotta talk nursing homes and diapers more often!   Buddy

[The Invisible Woman]

Dang! The subject brought out alot of the ladies of the UMA. I gotta talk nursing homes and diapers more often!   Buddy

Ha! Oh, you!

[Paul L]

The door's great, but it just goes to show that even though monsters are a bit more mainstream than when most of us were young, some people still don't get it.

[Sean]

Buddy, you wuz ROBBED!  I don't even need to SEE the other entries.  When you are admitted to that place, might I suggest you wear your old costume with the long arm and pizza dough on your head...?  Or go to the local library dressed like that and create havoc!

[Unknown Primate]

You guys did a great job, no matter how the ol' farts voted!

[Scatter]

  They can feed and wipe my long tall self till they are red in the face! And I'll laugh, laugh, laugh the whole time! I might even get Scatter to join me, thus doubling the smell of it all! Ha! Revenge is a gooey diaper!  Ha!   Love, Buddy

You chose well my friend. My aim is true.

[Pauspy]

Best Christmas door decoration ever!

[bigbud]

Thanks guys and gals!  The Frankenstein heads had a big "DIRECT-TV" across the forehead, so it seemed natural to cut that off and substitute with Christmas wrap.  First prize was a day off with pay....Ha! They would have gotten me on that one......last week I only worked 1 1/2 hour for the whole week. Only work when they have need of me to drive a resident to a doctor appt.  If they had thought about it they could have awarded our door 1st prize and told me to take the day off.....and the next day.....and the next day ..and..........    Buddy