WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        Sometimes, it seems, like, a CHORE,
        Thinking, back, to our Days, of YORE;
        BORIS, BELA & LON,
        Sadly, LONG, GONE;
        Bitter-Sweet, as we, still, Yearn, for MORE!

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

White zombie had Bela with the expressive hands,
With a gesture here he awaited his voodoo bands,
But they were unholy and not allowed,
Yet as we know he came disavowed,
So he met his fate in those voodoo badlands. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            We're approaching OCTOBER, THE FIRST,
            The Month, that, with MONSTERS, is CURSED;
            We celebrate THE UNDEAD,
            With a Shot, in THEIR HEAD;
            Or, a STAKE, through the Heart, then... THEY BURST!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         There, once, was a ZOMBIE, from BEDLAM,
         Who lived, upon Brains, made, of SPAM;
         He'd seek, out, his LUNCH,
         Then, savour the CRUNCH,
         Of thick-skulled Techno-Geeks, on the LAM!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          There was an obese VAMPYR, from PERTH,
          Who wasn't, strictly, an Aussie, by BIRTH;
          He, happily, gave THANKS,
          To the local BLOOD-BANKS;
          For providing his "Native Blood"... & his GIRTH!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        CHICK and WILBUR met COUNT DRACULA;
        They, nervously, laughed: "HA-HA-HA!"
        They stopped LAUGHIN',
        Upon seeing His COFFIN;
        To become UNDEAD, would stick, in their CRAW!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       The GIANT PIRANHAS started Their FEAST,
       A BLOOD-FRENZY, that gnawed, UNAPPEASED;
       They were Biting, all, NIGHT;
       Their Victims tried, to FIGHT,
       Yet, They ended, up, SKELETAL and DECEASED!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

When the Piranhas attacked recently
(and their body-counted tallied in Three-Dee)
they cut into like saws
a survivor from JAWS;
Richard Dreyfuss should just avoid the sea.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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      There, once, was a Vampire, from MINNEAPOLIS;
      Who claimed, he was turned, by DRAC'S Li'l SIS;
      They found his BLOOD-LINE,
      Came, partly, from SWINE;
      PORKY PIG Cartoon Festivals put him, in BLISS!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Unknown primate is off his game,
He had a heart attack which is lame,
Let us hope that he can join us again,
Writing limericks which are insane,
So we are waiting mark for more of the same.

let us hope and pray for a full recovery, as he is missed by his fellow UMA members.

[Crazy1van]

Unknown primate is off his game,
He had a heart attack which is lame,
Let us hope that he can join us again,
Writing limericks which are insane,
So we are waiting mark for more of the same.

let us hope and pray for a full recovery, as he is missed by his fellow UMA members.

Indeed. Lurking in the shadows just isn't as much fun without him. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         May this LIMERICK Ode be a FEAST,
         To mark, that, MARK is our Favourite BEAST;
         A PRIMATE, UNKNOWN,
         Or, His Well-Known CLONE;
         We want YOU, ALIVE, HEALth, INCREASED!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        THE VAMPIRE confessed, to his SHRINK:
        "I'm, not, the Monster, that, most people THINK;
        It's true, I love BLOOD,
        But, I sleep, in the MUD,
        It gives me The Creeping Crud, and, I STINK!"

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

This year I get to live my dream
of getting paid to make people scream
In the fun house I am but a Clown
who jumps out and frightens all I have found
visiting Spooky World: Fear at Fenway in olde Boston Towne!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         HALLOWEEN-TIME is comin', 'round, AGAIN;
         OCTOBER'S such a Fun Month, to SPEND;
         Birthday's: Bela's, Lennon's & MINE;
         Monster make-up: FRANKENSTEIN;
         Anniversary: the 2nd, with BETH, my BEST FRIEND!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.