WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear BROTHER, MIKE,
... Thanks, for the comforting hypnotic suggestion; er, uhm, thought!
... I could've sworn, that, the other patient, in the chair, next, to mine, was DUSTIN HOFFMAN!
... He was screaming, and, writhing, in pain, whilst I was Laughing my Gas off!

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                         Had my tooth rotted, much more, I'd have been very ILL,
                         Now - Tooth, GONE, "Bye-Bye"! So, an Anti-Biotic PILL,
                         Is my lot, for 3 days, to TAKE,
                         Infection's hold, for, to BREAK;
                         Compared, to DUSTIN'S sufferings: Well, "You know the DRILL!"

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                                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                        TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

For sooth our mentors lost a tooth, get well soon and watch out for that tooth fairy I hear that she can be a bit of a b###h!



The poor Baron's lost a fang,
What will we do us members of his gang,
I guess that we will just let it hang,
Although it would have been fun to be there  oh dang,
So all is well and it's not for us to dwell but how he must have sang.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear Brother, MAURICE,
... Thanks, for your entertaining submission! With the loss, my teeth look funny, yet, my Funny Bone's intact!

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                  Reserved, the proper Soul, was I, of decorum & steely aplomb,
                  I did, not, simper, cry, or, yell, when ol' Doc yanked "The Bomb",
                  'Tho', the remainder shall follow suit,
                  O' being torn, out, by the root,
                  Relieved & happy, shall I be, if it doth, not, land me, in my Tomb.

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                                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                        TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

               
           

[Perry S.]

So dear Brother Tim's lost a fang,
An event which no doubt caused a pang,
But there's twenty-one more,
Or, at least I hope, four,
Lest he's now joined the "Efferdent Gang!"

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Blessings from Brother Perry, who misses his Brother Tim

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  Dear Brother, PERRY,
... Whilst attempting, to send, in, my reply, to your fine bit, o' Limerick wit, in regards, to my Tooth travail, my computer froze... &, hath remained, so, for these past couple, of days!
... Luckily, I remembered, verbatim, the Limerick, long, enough, to commit it, to paper... which I, now, unleash, upon you & the GENERAL'S Populace! I miss you, too, my Brother... &, your last phone call!

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             Our Beloved Brother, ye Effervescent PERRY SHIELDS,
             Is, like, unto a FARMER; OUTSTANDING, IN HIS FIELDS,
             Whether, in Service, to GOD,
             Or, to MAN & MONSTERS, ODD;
             His Marriage & his Offspring, KIMMYKINS, are his 2 TOP YIELDS!

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                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                    TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       I'm glad, that, I can confirm this Fact: "I am Grateful and have HOPE",
       Without It {and, our dear Olde UMA} I don't think, that, I could COPE,
       For, Life is, oft, unfair and tough; 'tis, INDEEDY-DOO;
       Almost, daily, we are tossed a handsome load, of POO!
       Our Hopeful choice is best; unlike, YGOR, who merited HANGING, BY THE ROPE!

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                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                    TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

What a lonely place this thread has become, with the Barons computer all but undone.  Come back soon, with that dulcet tone all a croon.



Both the creature and the Baron's computer have taken a dive,
Oops how can we survive,
What can we do for his computer to revive,
The creature could give him a scale to restart his hard drive,
So let us wait until we hear the Baron cry it's alive.   

[tv horror]

Still no word from Tim, so I hope that this thread was not a whim.


As the mad Dr Jekyll I do enjoy the odd nip,
But when my Hyde comes out he can cause a riot with an undue slip,
I know at times he has an eye for the ladies but then again he is quite hip,
How many times have I thought that he must get a grip,
With his lack of morals he is on a fast and loose trip,
And all I can do is let my own lid go with a loud flip.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

My Beloved UMA FANG-MILY,
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          During my recent absence, due, to Arctic ice and Wintry woe,
          My thanks, to Br'er MAURICE, who said: "On, with the Show!"
          'Tis January's last hour,
          Now, February's a-bower,
          Filled, with 28 days, of Limericks, but, hopefully, no other Jobs, of Snow!

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                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                    TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

After his winter was weathered, the Baron rejoins the thread
Poor Maurice had started to fear that limericking was dead
Whence Brother Perry had rhymed
And Timmy in response chimed
This poetry corner is still growing... with dread!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

DEAR Brothers, IVAN & MAURICE,
... Thy Grief, out-poured, over my absence, reminds me, of an Aulde Scottish Proverb:
         "O', All, ye Pensive Sorrows, Horrible, and Inhumane,
          Compounded, with despised, disruptive, vile, Gloom,
          Ye worst, we've versed, both, terse, and, inane;
          'Tis, that, TIMMY hath found his way, once, again,
          From His castle's crypt... unto Ye UMA LIMERICK ROOM!"

... Same bloke wot wrote that, shortly thereafter, arrived, at this epic "tag-line":
                    "From Ghoulies & Ghosties,
                     And Long-legged Beasties
                     And Things that Go Bump,
                     In the night, GOOD LORD, Deliver us!"

                       {'Tis, obviously, too late!} 

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                   'Tis, long, been said, that: "So cheap, is talk!"
                    "More, is said, than done!" Ye Critics squawk!
                    Ye Nail's head, IVAN hath, squarely, hit,
                    Ye Ugly Truth, revealed, more, than a bit,
                    Our LIMERICK Corner doth grow DREAD... LOCKS!

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             BIG HAIRY DEAL!... As, only, a couple, of WEREWOLVES, can say it! 
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                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                    TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                          THE ANNIVERSARY, NUMBER 40...
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        'Twas AD 1969, on Groundhog's Day, Beloved BORIS "went away",
        His weary body, spent; at 81, exhausted! What, else, can we say?
        'Tho' his mortal frame is four decades, deceased,
        His Fame, like, our Love, for him, has increased,
        Eternal Rest, in the Peace, of LOVE DIVINE, for his sweet Soul, we Pray!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
          TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

BELOVED UMA FANG-MILY,

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            My life is better, because, of BILL PRATT {aka, BORIS},
            Thanks, to a certain ACKER-MONSTER, named FORREST,
            Join my song, this day;
            Please, don't delay,
            Let's Celebrate their Memories, in Grateful Chorus!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[fmofmpls]

Coming in from the storm,
The sweet sent of this thread,
Draws me closer to comforts unread,
Delectable words that hydrate the soul,
Thanking you all for paper, ink, and prose.   

[Crazy1van]

We are all artists, I suppose,
The General accused us of writing prose
Though I know we're not pros,
I wonder if he knows
we're just waiting for him to strike a pose.