WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                Scarce, we are, now, one scant month, away,
                Our First Anniversary, on that Fabled IRISH Day,
                When this Thread, begun,
                Incited rafts, of MONSTER Puns,
                Even, GENERAL TERRY Praises them; Therefore, TROOPS, OBEY!

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                                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                 TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               With 10,000+ Readers, of our acclaimed UMA IRISH STEW,
               I'd say, that, most, people love them... well, mayhap, a few;
               For, Our MONSTERS get Named,
               Whilst we, writers, get Blamed,
               As a WEREWOLF, untamed, I've got miles, of smiles, left, to accrue!

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                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                  TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                There, once, was a VAMPIRE, from ROMANIA,
                Who, rather, than look atcha would DRAIN YA;
                Leaving his coffin, one night,
                Found the Sun was, still, Bright;
                As he turned, to dust, he hummed MALAGUENA!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
          TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

I've been absent a while, but not to malinger
At work my poor digit got injured
Though still possessed of the other nine
To date I'd been typing just fine
By hunting and pecking with just the one finger

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                Our own CRAZY IVAN returneth, to give us the finger,
                O' Tidings, sad, or, mad, he is our water-logged bringer,
                His sore digital digit,
                Proves him no idiot,
                For, in his new style, of typing, he is my dead ringer!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear UMA FANG-MILY,
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                Winter treks, in ferocious Februarial gloom,
                So much ice and snow, outside my room,
                4 days, tucked, away,
                From Cyber-space,
                Again, "I'm Baaaccckkkk!": Your LIMERICK LOON!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Limerick Loonies we are, it's for sure
Who can resist the Baron's lyrical lure?
We keep on returning
You'd think we'd be learning
But it just might be a lunatic we're looking for

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

THANKS IVAN, for chimin' in!
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             Our dear olde Friend, Singer and Musician, BILLY JOEL,
             To whom IVAN refers {not, Actor, PATRIC KNOWLES},
             "May be a Lunatic", like, LON, JR,
             In FMTWM, wherein, he's a Loner,
             Yet, MR. ZEVON'S "WEREWOLVES" hath much better HOWLS!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

... ANY WEEK, NOW 
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                     In IRELAND, 'tis a GRAND HOLIDAY,
                     ST. PADDY'S, when folks are so GAY,
                     They dress, all, in GREEN,
                     From their hat, to their SPLEEN,
                     But, too much GREEN BEER comes, out, GRAY!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

The beer may be green but gray it comes out
That's not too much of a reason to shout.
All the drinks in the movies
look gray, which is groovy,
Since the classics are what we're all about!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           "MARCH!" He said. "Git yer lazy arse, out o' that bed!"
           "Winter is, soon, fleeting, even, if, you're UNDEAD!"
           But, I don't know, what, to wear;
           I'm as mad, as a MARCH HARE,
           So, I'll throw, on this LIMERICK, to fill you, with DREAD!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

While you're shouting "March!", "Madness!" says I
If you wear only limericks you surely will die!
With the chill in the air,
you'd be nearly bare
And our poetry corner will run dry.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        No word, from Br'er MAURICE, despite our tongues, a'waggin',
        From Ye EMERALD ISLE, his noble contributions are laggin',
        That Laddie, a "foine broth",
        Seems encumbered, in sloth,
        Or, mayhap, THE SAINTS took him away, in THE ST. PADDY'S-WAGON!

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                                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           WALPURGISNACHT vill be here, before you know it,
           Evil forces roam, unleashed, &, they vant, to show it!
           The MONSTERS, underneath my bed,
           Nightly, discuss their plans, of dread,
           Until sleep-deprived, I scream, instead: "Ah, STOW IT!"

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... If I am, to look my very "BEAST"... er, "BEST", for CASTLE DRACULA'S All-Nacht Par-Tee, then, I MUST get my "Beauty Sleep!" 
                                        EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Cough cough cough, I'm getting a fur ball with all these werewolves keeping the thread alive. How are you both doing my two best wolfy pals, fine I hope.

Posting on here near St Patrick's day has been a hoot,
And not one silver bullit have I had to shoot,
Instead I'm  aiming for a target near home,
By going out into my garden and painting green on my pet gnome,
Now if you excuse me I'm having my arm torn out by the root.