To All You Female Parents Out There...

[Unknown Primate]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

[The Creeper]

Yes a very Happy Mothers Day to my Mother and all Mothers out there!  We love you!

[Haunted hearse]

In tribute to Mother's day, may I present the Psycho series theme song, from the unsold pilot.  The music was later used for the Patty Duke show.

There's Norman who runs a small motel.
He's normal far as we can tell.
But mother tends to scream and yell
Says women send you straight to hell.

It's insanity.

We're talking Psycho
Homicidal maniac all the way.
One enchilada short of
a combination plate.

Norman stuffs birds for a hobby.
He'll feed you if you get hungry.
But take a shower, mother might
Stab you with a kitchen knife.

What a crazy Pair!

We're talking Psycho
homicidal maniac and they say
He wears a wig he wears a dress
I think we're talking Oedipus.

You can lose your life
When a Psycho
is two of a kind!

[Scatter]

Happy mothers day ladies!

[frankenstein73]

Happy Mudders day Ladies!
Mudder and Fodder

[BigShadow]

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Fester]

A POEM TO ME MUDDER

  When me prayers were poorly said,                                   
  Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
  And spanked me till me ass was red?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who took me from me cozy cot
  And put me on me ice-cold pot,
  And made me pee pee if I could not?
  Me
  Mudder

  And when the morning light would come,
  And in me crib me dribble some,
  Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who would me hair so gently part,
  And hug me gently to her heart,
  And sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who looked at me with eyebrows knit,
  And nearly had a king size fit,
  When in my Sunday pants me crap?
  Me
  Mudder

  When at night the bed did squeak,
  Me raised me head to have a peek,
  Who yelled at me to go to sleep?



  Me
  Fadder

[charp13]

Well Thank You    I do qualify as a female parental unit, and I appreciate all the kind wishes. My monsters are ages 30 & 31, but they are still under my jurisdiction. hahahahaha! In fact, I verbally tore into the male offspring last night when, he decided that he and my son in law "needed" to beat my 7 year old grandson's high score on Kinect Fruit Ninja game!

[Zackuth]

Happy Mother's Day to all the ladies out there.  I hope you had a great day!!!

[Sean]

I would like to extend a Happy Mother's Day
to all of the actual mom's out there... 

[The Creeper]

[Marsha]

Thank you thank you.... I t was a wonderful mother's day. in honor of me, my Matt let me listen to MY ipod playlist in the car.. and only complained once about my horrible music choices and more horrible singing

Hope all the other moms out there had a great day!

[Scatter]

A POEM TO ME MUDDER

  When me prayers were poorly said,                                   
  Who tucked me in me widdle bed,
  And spanked me till me ass was red?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who took me from me cozy cot
  And put me on me ice-cold pot,
  And made me pee pee if I could not?
  Me
  Mudder

  And when the morning light would come,
  And in me crib me dribble some,
  Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who would me hair so gently part,
  And hug me gently to her heart,
  And sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
  Me
  Mudder

  Who looked at me with eyebrows knit,
  And nearly had a king size fit,
  When in my Sunday pants me crap?
  Me
  Mudder

  When at night the bed did squeak,
  Me raised me head to have a peek,
  Who yelled at me to go to sleep?



  Me
  Fadder

You're not a well man at all. I like that about you..