the worst movies of all time

Started by general gruesome, August 09, 2011, 06:07:47 PM

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Wolfman

City of Angels. I'm sure there are worse low budget films, but as far as big budget films with major stars, this has to be the worst movie of all time. It's God-awful throughout the entire movie, and just when you think it can't get any worse, the ending has to rank amongst the worst endings ever. I don't know who directed and produced this piece of garbage, but they shouldn't be allowed to make another movie again, EVER! I guess I didn't pull any punches on my feelings about this movie, did I? LOL

charp13

Fester!! I kind of want to see Can't Stop the Music, now! My goodness, I wonder what the glitter/sequin budget was on that film? I saw so many things in that trailer that I want to see again!! Was that Olympian Bruce Jenner in that midriff baring top?? Why was everyone ripping their clothes off to reveal smaller clothes? The music was a little dated, but dancing and having fun are NEVER out of style! I was actually entertained by the trailer......wow, I need to get out more. I wish they would show this on tv!! :)

Scatter

Quote from: monsterphile on August 12, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
HOSTEL and anything following the words "Rob Zombie's" (and I've checked them to try to see if I was missing something).  Some great actors' talents wasted.  I can't see how he's supposed to be a fan of classic horror and then turns around and makes the antithesis of what made the classics great. 

Rob

Well said.
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Scary Terry

OK, you want bad -- I've got bad.  This Apple is rotten to the core.
The Apple (1980) trailer
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charp13

Oh my.......The Apple looks like a bad version of Showgirls, or is Showgirls a good version of The Apple?  I was riveted at the 1:40 mark...ummmm

bigbud

QuoteNapoleon Dynamite

Zombiehorror! Say it ain't so! Napoleon is a nerd Anthem! It is on my list to see again before I croak! I love that movie.
OK, time for you all to jump on me......but my pick is Plan 9.   Buddy

Sean

Quote from: Scary Terry on August 11, 2011, 09:21:52 AM
I love Russ Meyers' movies!  Super Vixens rules.  Met him briefly at a Chicago Consumer Electronics Show years ago....


Bosomania.  Fantastic cinema.

neonnoodle

"Can't Stop the Music" and "The Apple" are both awesome bad movies.  I have 'em both.  A rule of thumb I use is: Generally, disco makes a dorky movie into a deliriously fun movie.  I also like "Roller Boogie," that one's pretty good too.

I was going to mention another favorite, one I have not seen in a long time: "Supersonic Man."
Beautiful moving, shifting colors!

See TRANSLUCE: Rainbow Meditation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz5aqIhYI_Q

Phantom Stranger

The Blair Witch Project
Dracula's Dog
They Saved Hitler's Brain
Mano's The Hands Of Fate

Just to name a few

robodog

One of the worst films I've ever seen was a low budget piece of crap called "To Catch a Yeti". As a general rule I'll watch any bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti movie I come across but this was pure garbage. Whoever designed the creature clearly  had no idea what a yeti was supposed to be. The thing was like two feet tall and looked like what would happen if someone crossbred an Ewok and a mogwai.  The thing even had a rat tail. YETIS DO NOT HAVE RAT TAILS!! They don't have tails at all as far as I know.
This wasn't horror, it was basically a family film. But just because it's a family film doesn't mean it had to suck. Harry and the Hendersons was a family movie starring a bigfoot and it was one of my favorite movies growing up. I still enjoy watching it today. Of course Harry looked like an actual bigfoot. This thing in To Catch a Yeti looked like some sort of idiotic plush toy.

neonnoodle

Beautiful moving, shifting colors!

See TRANSLUCE: Rainbow Meditation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz5aqIhYI_Q

robodog

Quote from: neonnoodle on August 13, 2011, 09:40:44 PM
RAT tail??  (confused)

Yes. The thing had a long, hairless tail like a rat if I'm remembering correctly.

Fester

Quote from: robodog on August 14, 2011, 09:46:07 AM
Yes. The thing had a long, hairless tail like a rat if I'm remembering correctly.

But the best part was the yeti hunter played by Meatloaf. ::)

robodog

In retrospect I probably should have stopped watching once I saw the creature. I knew then the film was going to suck. But morbid curiosity got the better of me. The stupid movie only got worse from there.