Here I am! For Charp

[Sean]

Bite me, Linda.   

OK, shame on me for the sour grapes.

It's clear.  You have to kill her.  OK...no.... wait.  Try to take whatever positives out of your exposure to her produced-----and just move on.  Don't be bitter.  It won't be good for you.  Not on the blessed day and not going forward.  She under delivered.  I have a mountain of acquaintences that fit that bill.  You're going to look AMAZING on that day and you want to FEEL amazing-------so shake off any ill feelings.  This woman's presence that day or continued existence is NO match for you.  You're going to GLOW, Laura.  Think positive!

[charp13]

Sean speaks for all of us!  You are gonna glow, Chatty! Beaming with love and pride on your son's precious day- you will shine        
Sean!!!!! You need to put your head on Larry's jacket and you will be stylin' too!

[Fester]

Everytime I talked to her she just said, "You are a beautiful person inside and out."  How could she even figure that out?   Suppose I was an ax murderer?   

You have a great future in psycho killer-type crime!

Pick up any book by Ann Rule, Harold Schechter, or any of the other true crime authors, and the killer is always the person nobody in the neighborhood suspected.

So if you run amok (or walk amok, if you're tired ) with a butcher knife and a chainsaw, we can always say: "But, she was a beautiful person inside and out!  We never suspected her!!" 

Seriously, weddings are a major time of stress; exceeded only a death in the family or loss of a job.  I had some relatives at my wedding that are alive today only because it was illegal to discharge a firearm in the city limits.
The trick to survival is take nothing too seriously and as that great philosopher Sophie Tucker used to say: "F%#(*at*) 'em if they can't take a joke!!"

[Scatter]

You look far too pretty like that to spoil it with such things as blood spatter and gore drippings. Kill her AFTER the wedding......and wear a rain poncho.

[Sean]

Sean speaks for all of us!  You are gonna glow, Chatty! Beaming with love and pride on your son's precious day- you will shine        
Sean!!!!! You need to put your head on Larry's jacket and you will be stylin' too!

If I could photo shop, I would do THAT!!!!  Hey, Charlotte-----did you read MY post in Mayor Vaughn's voice?  Ha!   

[Fester]

You look far too pretty like that to spoil it with such things as blood spatter and gore drippings. Kill her AFTER the wedding......and wear a rain poncho.

Then call one of us! 
Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies!

[Sean]

Laura, I'm pretty confident that your warm, inviting face will carry you----------not the make up.  I think our friends here would agree.

[Scatter]

Then call one of us! 
Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies!

Right you are Mr Burke.

[Scatter]

If I could photo shop, I would do THAT!!!!  Hey, Charlotte-----did you read MY post in Mayor Vaughn's voice?  Ha!   

But for guys like us, we NEED Larry's jacket to get us through.

[Fester]

Right you are Mr Burke.

Without a doubt,  Mr. Hare!

[CreepysFan]

   

    OMG.... behind Chatty's angelic face are a set of vicious fangs.  I'm speechless.  By the way, I know a butcher who can eliminate the body for you.  You might even get some choice cuts too.   

[Haunted hearse]

   

    OMG.... behind Chatty's angelic face are a set of vicious fangs.  I'm speechless.  By the way, I know a butcher who can eliminate the body for you.  You might even get some choice cuts too.   

Let me guess, the Butcher has a great singing voice, with his "Dolcett" tones.