Unfortunately Game

[Sean]

....unfortunately it was a live episode and we were the subject


I taught my parrot to speak....

Unfortunately, it can now tell you what it thinks of you.

I'm snow bound with my wife and 2 daughters...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately I drew the short straw and we are now preparing to eat my feet....

The whole family are coming round for new years eve....

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately My bloodline is cursed so that dead family members come back New Years eve to collect the living.

I got a new wok.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it wokked away....

I received a strange disturbing call from George Lucas

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately he offered me the lead in "A Jar-Jar Binks Christmas"

I finally learned how to herd cats.....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it involves rubbing liver on your arse and running like hell.

I going to be on "Jeopardy".

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately it's giving Alex Trebeck his foot massages


I discovered an easy way to cook a gourmet meal....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it was a tongue and eyeball soup recipe from Gourmet Chef Dimorte...

We are close to finishing the book.

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately we were reading the dictionary.

I installed a new water heater in my house....

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately its not my water heater.

I made a killer robot.

[Pauspy]

...unfortunately after he finished dancing he was taken back to prison. (he did the "robot"...get it?  )


I finally taught my elephant to fetch....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, he's also taken up humping my leg.

I just learned to waterski.......

[Dr. Madd]

unfortunately I live on the magma planet from Revenge of the Sith.

Santa Claus came to visit me.

[Pauspy]

...unfortunately it was to take his gifts back again.

I just got a membership to a gym....

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately, the guy who it belonged to wanted it and his wallet back.

I made a tiki