Unfortunately Game

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately, t he Mayans were off by a year.

I went to a celebrity roast..

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately they were just making fun of the celebrity


I taught my dog a new trick yesterday....

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, he keeps "burping up" the mailman, today!

I started building a snowman today...

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately the mailman defrosted before I could finish and got away

Last week I hired a painter to do my living room...

[Dr. Madd]

unfortunately it was that guy that paints with elephant dung.

I made a Golem.

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately, rather than listen to me he wiped the letter off his own forehead

Last week I actually found the end of the rainbow....

[Dr. Madd]

unfortunately, the IRS found it first and took 50 % of it before I arrived.

I went looking for a suit of armor.

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately all I could find was a suit made of Armour hot dogs

I found a great way to clear the snow from my driveway in less than ten seconds!

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, the snow was really a Demon in the form of snow, and PRESTO, you are now
SNOW!


My Wife has bought me the most wonderful Christmas gift...............

[Pauspy]

...unfortunately I already had an abnormal brain!

I put a new bird feeder in my back yard...

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, The Giant Claw swooped down and ate the whole damn thing!

I've tried really hard to be a good boy (or girl, for you female types) this year...

[Pauspy]

...unfortunately some people don't think locking Justin Bieber in a dungeon is a good thing!


I set a new world record the other day.....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was surpassed by a 95 year old chimpanzee.....

I caught mommy kissing Santa Claus

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately, It's easter.

We were watching an episode of Cops...

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately it was a live episode and we were the subject


I taught my parrot to speak....