Unfortunately Game

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately I haven't found out how to become visible again.

I just built a home made nuclear warhead...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately you forgot to install a timer device.


I just discovered that I have a year remaining on car payments

[Paul L]

Unfortunately, Godzilla stomped my car like a pop can.

I've discoverd I'm related to the Royal Family.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately my great-great grandfather was a hideously deformed royal secret that escaped from the palace attic and bred with local peasants.

I just found a treasure map under my floorboards....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, the map leads to an oilwell in the Gulf Of Mexico currently pumping millions of gallons of crude into the ocean.

I just won first prize on American Idol.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, now it's a date with Billy Idol



While out at a rustic restaurant, I got a free dessert on my Birthday, from a hot Waitress (I know not veyy pc)

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, now it's a date with Billy Idol



While out at a rustic restaurant, I got a free dessert on my Birthday, from a hot Waitress (I know not veyy pc)

Unfortunately, the dessert was flaming Baked Alaska, which your wife promptly extinguished on your face for ogling aforementioned hot waitress.



From now on, you eat here:



Which is fine, because you're blind.

I recently saw Wayne Newton in concert.

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately the music at the concert was terrible and you hated yourself for going.

I found a brand new gold mine...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's crawling with cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers.....

I just discovered a new reptile species

[CreepysFan]

unfortunately it ate me.

   

I just located the island of beautiful Amazon Women...

[I am the Female Dracula]

...Unfortunately they're not beautiful.

I walked outside and it was a lovely day...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you were standing on the porch of Ed Gein's farmhouse....

I have just been asked to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol

[Paul L]

Unfortunately I have no use for American Idol or anyone on it.

Today I reconnected w/my high school sweetheart.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately she is now a traffic policewoman and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.....

I just finished writing a book....

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately it didn't sell very well.

I found my valuable collector's items I lost 2 years ago intact.