What is yer Top Ten Worst Werewolf Movies..you have seen??

Started by Dr.Teufel Geist, March 01, 2010, 12:43:50 AM

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Dr.Teufel Geist

For me it has to be...."The boy who cried werewolf"
Does this look like a scary werewolf or man's best friend???




not in any order....
1.the boy who cried werewolf
2.Howling II
3.The Kevin Sorbo werewolf movie,which was just mentioned earlier,but it was sooo horrible,I forgot the title again..  ;D
4.Howling:the marsupials
5.Full Eclipse
6.War Wolves
7.Company of wolves
8.Beast of Bray road
9.not sure of the name,but it seem's it was a Blue werewolf,maybe late 70s-80s movie
10.Wolf

Crazy1van

BLOODZ VS WULVES - Words cannot describe how disappointing this dvd was on all levels.  I liked WOLVES OF WALLSTREET more than this one, and Wallstreet didn't even show any transformed werewolves!
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/Talbot.pdf

Dr.Teufel Geist

Quote from: Crazy1van on March 01, 2010, 12:46:06 AM
BLOODZ VS WULVES - Words cannot describe how disappointing this dvd was on all levels.  I liked WOLVES OF WALLSTREET more than this one, and Wallstreet didn't even show any transformed werewolves!

I never even heard of that one....I wonder if it could be any worse than SyFy's WarWolves???

Crazy1van

I don't know WarWolves, so I can't really say.  Someone with a camcorder tried to make an urban version of Underworld, and failed on all levels.
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/Talbot.pdf

Dr.Teufel Geist

That reminds me of "Kingdom of Vampires"....I rented this movie way back when..
Went over to a friend's house to watch it, and fell asleep.
The next morning,they said it wasnt worth watching,that it looked like somebody filmed it with a camcorder.
So I never watched it...kinda wished that I did, just to see how bad it is.

Crazy1van

Bloodz vs Wolves
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0958827/

I used to use it to torture blasphemers that claimed they had already seen the worst movie ever made.  However, I can't even tolerate it long enough to prove my point any more.
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/Talbot.pdf

Wolf Man

1979 Wolfman being discussed in another thread ranks high as the worst one for me and I just could not get through Werewolves on Wheels. 

Paul Naschy made a few stinkers although some others are really good. 
Even a man who is pure at heart......

Crazy1van

1979 Wolfman is horrid, but I got some good sleep out of it, so it still ranks much higher on my list than Bloodz vs Wolves.
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/Talbot.pdf

Fester

Besides the Howling II and its werewolf porn scenes, my nominees are Never Cry Werewolf, and My Mom's a Werewolf

Dr.Teufel Geist

Maybe I rushed my judgement on "Boy who cried werewolf"..because...yer right,Fester..."Never cry Werewolf"was sickly horrible and made me wanna shoot myself for watching it..

Howling II: yer sister is a werewolf and the rest of the sequels were just as bad..

And how could I forget this trainwreck..."Beast of Bray road"..

Maybe I should have posted..the Top Ten Worst Werewolf movies made..

Crazy1van

Haven't seen My Mom's a Werewolf, but Never Cry Werewolf was pretty bad, though I was able to finish it, by counting all the scenes that were directly stolen from Fright Night (I found 8; did anyone beat me?).  Howling II was actually fun for me, as it was so cheesy I knew it had to be on purpose (I mean, come on; Titanium Stakes through the heart??), though the rest of the series got progressively worse in defiance of all sensibility.

Eyes of the Werewolf was awful.  It too had soft-core porn moments (though none involving the werewolf), but it also had even less of a story than Howling II.  Worse acting too, for that matter.  But at least it had a deformed midget.

Yeah, sadly I can easily identify more bad werewolf movies than good ones, and that's allowing for my somewhat unusual taste in movies.  If they're so bad they're good, I classify them as "fun" rather than "bad".


Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/Talbot.pdf

Wolf Man

#11
How about Scream of the Wolf?  With a dog for a werewolf. 
Even a man who is pure at heart......

Radioactive Rod Whitenack

Has anybody else here except me seen the Dick Clark produced "Werewolf of Woodstock"? It stands alone in its own weirdness. It takes place during and after Woodstock, when a hippie hating redneck is struck by lightening and becomes a hippie killing werewolf! I kid you not, you can see a werewolf DRIVE a dune buggy in this film! This rarely seen film does really exist!

Wolf Man

I have not only seen the film, I waited eagerly for it when it was advertised on TV and I saw it first showing.  I recently tried to find the film on DVD or any format and of course couldn't.  There were a number of made for TV werewolf movies back in the day.  Since we were so starved for anything werewolf I remember thinking those weren't bad back then.  Hard to watch them now of course.  I picked up a DVD copy of Boy Who Cried Werewolf and this film scared me pretty much when I was a kid but now, IYIYI.  Pretty corny. 
Even a man who is pure at heart......

Opera Ghost

"In each of us, two natures are at war--the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer..."