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Monsters For Sale

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ADAM

Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello


Monsters For Sale



3 women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, were convicted of murder in the "27th degree". 
The firing squad was called to shoot all the girls.

The brunette went first. The executor said, "We will shoot you on 3.  1...2..." Before the man said three, the brunette yelled, "TORNADO!"

Everyone looked away, and she ran to safety.

The firing squad then went to the redhead. The executor said, "We will shoot you on 3.   1...2..."        3.  ..2..."  Before the man said three, the redhead screamed, "FLOOD!"

Everyone looked away, and she ran to safety.

The blonde, noticing what the other girls did, knew what she had to do. The executor said, "We will shoot you on 3.   1...2..."

And the blonde yelled, "FIRE!!!"




ADAM

Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

#1701


"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Dr Wolfenstein


Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

horrorhunter

ALWAYS MONSTERING...

Count_Zirock

Quote from: horrorhunter on January 19, 2014, 12:17:24 PM
If they turned those rears around they could have cookie cookies.  :P >:D
Wouldn't they be nookie cookies?

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BigShadow

This is the most disturbing photo I have ever seen.  It just took 5 year off my life.
Quote from: Count_Zirock on January 19, 2014, 09:45:56 AM



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Count_Zirock

Quote from: BigShadow on January 19, 2014, 02:47:05 PM
This is the most disturbing photo I have ever seen.  It just took 5 year off my life.
Which one? Clowns, or cat from Hell?

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity...

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