Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

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Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Monsters For Sale


A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"
ADAM

McDougals House of Horror

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"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

The Batman

Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 23, 2013, 01:20:42 AM
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

In a related joke:

TGIF written on blonde's shoes = a reminder >  Toes Go In First as TGIF....

The Batman

Quote from: Count_Zirock on December 23, 2013, 12:26:32 AM



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I like your twisted crayz distorted world of inverted Christmas trees! CHEERS!   8)

McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Fester

Of course, if you get the knife rack, you'll want the toothpick holder. 8)




neonnoodle

Beautiful moving, shifting colors!

See TRANSLUCE: Rainbow Meditation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz5aqIhYI_Q

Haunted hearse

Quote from: Fester on December 24, 2013, 12:31:41 AM
Of course, if you get the knife rack, you'll want the toothpick holder. 8)

I have the knife holder, but knew nothing about the toothpick holder.
What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

Count_Zirock

Quote from: Count_Zirock on December 23, 2013, 12:26:32 AM
Quote from: neonnoodle on December 24, 2013, 09:48:14 PM
Zirock, that is quite wacky!!
Did you notice the guy's hand? The tree's supposed to be falling into a portal, like the one in "Poltergeist."

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Monsters For Sale

ADAM

Fester

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McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"