Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

Started by Wolf Man, June 19, 2010, 05:30:33 AM

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Zackuth

"Listen to them; the children of the night.  What music they make!"  Dracula

Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

And here's her mate (a shot I took at Son of Monsterpalooza on Sunday)...

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Count_Zirock

So, it's confirmed...he's a butt-head.

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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

McDougals House of Horror

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"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


Fester

Put a Cork in it

    A Cork, Ireland radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

    DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"

    Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

    DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"

    Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."

    DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

    Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"

    The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

    DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

    Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."

    DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"

    Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

    DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

    Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Count_Zirock

Actually, that's a very cool, modern take on Dracula. I like that he speaks normal English, not "Lugosi-speak."

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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Count_Zirock

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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Count_Zirock

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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Fester


Friday the Memeteenth

Admit it, as soon as you read this one, you'll hear the theme in your head.