Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

Started by Wolf Man, June 19, 2010, 05:30:33 AM

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Zackuth

Quote from: The Batman on July 20, 2013, 12:58:34 PM


hot head  >:D


You know there was a drop or two of alcohol that lead to that decision.
"Listen to them; the children of the night.  What music they make!"  Dracula

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"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


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"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


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#1235
"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

RedKing

Crazy am I? We'll see if I'm crazy or not!

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"Don't make fun of me or I'll stab
you with my giant heroin syringe!!"


"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


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Quote from: RedKing on July 22, 2013, 08:30:05 PM



Oh c'mon -- the ladies are just trying to get a photo of the Amazing Colossal schwanzstucker!

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"


McDougals House of Horror

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

The Batman

SEE his underwear grow at the same rate he grows!
FEEL his mighty thunderfarts RUMBLE through the theater!



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"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Illoman

Four guys were all at a deer camp. They had two cabins, two men per cabin.

After the first night, no one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first  night, Joe slept with Bob and came dragging to breakfast.The next morning with his hair a
Mess and his eyes all bloodshot.  They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bob snored so
Loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Mike's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "That Bob shakes the roof
With his snoring. I watched him all night."

Then it was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came
To breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning! " he said. They couldn't believe it.

They said, "Man, what happened? How did you survive the snoring?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I patted Bob on the butt, tucked him into bed, and kissed him good night.  Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom!