Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Gillfan]

[Hepcat]

Happy Easter!

Oh I like those!

[Zackuth]

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest (date unknown):

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other
says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,
the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?",
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts
boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them up for
adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other
goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a
picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells
her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal

8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up
a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from
the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went
back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist
hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade"
the friars to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying
he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby
proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him (Oh, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in
ten did.

[McDougals House of Horror]

 
I have to admit that these made me chuckle -- but don't hold that against me!!

[Count_Zirock]

[Monsters For Sale]

                 BE GLAD YOU'RE NOT A DOG IN CHINA

My immediate reaction was to laugh.  But then I stopped and just felt sorry for the dogs.

http://now.msn.com/animals-dressed-as-other-animals-photo-gallery


This trend seems even weirder.

http://now.msn.com/dogs-wearing-pantyhose-a-photo-gallery

[FACTO2]

For Walking Dead AND Doctor Who fans.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-GuGk89Ow

[Monsters For Sale]

If this little "scientific" video about lost cities doesn't make you chuckle, you belong to the wrong forum:

http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=8&from=en-us_msnhp#/video/a0015bd8-d024-4d4b-868e-45c2e693944e

[The Batman]

Is it just me?




"My friend is hooked on drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop at any time."

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."

"They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sunwnet. Then it dawned on me."

What did the fish say when he hit a cement wall? Damn!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A Scottish man walked OUT of a bar. Yes, it REALLY DID happen. 

[The Batman]

[Count_Zirock]

"Frankenstein vs. The Wolf Man," by Jonathan Zuchowski.

[McDougals House of Horror]

Count, you always come up with the best cartoons!! This one is a classic!

[Monsters For Sale]

Kmart is offering free s-h-i-p-p-i-n-g.


Ship My Pants

[MDG]

Kmart is offering free s-h-i-p-p-i-n-g.


Ship My Pants

For additional humor, turn on the closed captioning--the voice recognition is never 100% and often leads to unintended non-sequiturs.

[Count_Zirock]

Count, you always come up with the best cartoons!! This one is a classic!

Actually, that's a painting by a friend of mine.