Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

Started by Wolf Man, June 19, 2010, 05:30:33 AM

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Count_Zirock

"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Fester

  Queen Elizabeth was visiting sick children in a Scottish hospital, and after performing her planned duties, she wandered off to other parts of the hospital.  Walking into an unidentified ward, she went up to a patient in bed and asked him how he was doing.  He replied:

"O, my luve is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June.
O, my luve is like the melodie,
That's sweetly played in tune....."

Finding the response somewhat inappropriate she wished him good day and moved down the ward to a room where another man was sitting quietly.  In response to her inquiry, he began singing:

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min' ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days o' lang syne ?"

            Somewhat baffled by this sequence of events she found a third room, where her greeting was met with:

"Wee, sleekit, cowrin', tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie ...."

            She gave up, and left the ward.  On her way out, she encountered the head nurse.  "Is this the psychiatric ward?" she asked.

            "No, your majesty," the nurse replied.  "It's......the Burns unit."


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Unknown Primate

These are ALL Great!  Thanks for the laughs, gang!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

aura of foreboding

Quote from: Fester on February 07, 2013, 12:21:43 PM


Oh my...  As horrible as it is, it's terribly funny considering all those silly rumors flying about. 

Haunted hearse

"Disney on Ice", reminds me of a long running show they had in the former "Soviet Union"; "Lenin on Ice".  by the way, the version of the show where Lenin was joined by Stalin, was relatively short lived.
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BigShadow

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity...

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Unknown Primate

" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

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