Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

Started by Wolf Man, June 19, 2010, 05:30:33 AM

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FACTO2

John Tucky
X-O Facto
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"If you go through life without any expectations, you'll never be disappointed."

Howler

"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."

Unknown Primate

That is awesome, Howler!

Check out this video - it's a scream!  Some bad words abound, so beware!  This is funny, though!
Halloween Cinema Scares '10
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Monsters For Sale



Pity the poor janitor who had to clean up the foyer after the show.

ADAM

Unknown Primate

Yeah, really!  Plus, the movie goers paid for those concession snacks!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "


Howler

Quote from: Unknown Primate on December 02, 2012, 08:26:58 PM
That is awesome, Howler!

Check out this video - it's a scream!  Some bad words abound, so beware!  This is funny, though!
Halloween Cinema Scares '10

LOL!!! That was great!  8j68j68ju
"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."


Hepcat

Collecting! It's what I do!

marsattacks666

    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Monsters For Sale

ADAM


Fester

A Swiss man, on holiday in Dublin, needed directions. He was standing outside Davy Byrne's pub when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks,  'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?' 

The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at him.

'Excusez-moi, parlez vous Français?' He tries.

The two continue to stare.

'Parlare Italiano?' Still absolutely no response from the two lads.

'Hablan ustedes Espanol?' The Dublin lads remain totally silent.

The Swiss guy walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood.  One of the boys turns to the second and says, 'Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!'

'Why?' says the youth, 'That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good!'

CreepysFan

" THIS BLANKET IS A NECESSITY.  IT KEEPS ME FROM CRACKING UP." - LINUS VAN PELT

vintagehalloweentoys

I can't believe I only recently found this thread....Fester: Your jokes are fantastic! I recently started a thread on the UMA entitled "Monster Jokes". For those of you that can tell a good joke with a horror or monster theme, please stop by and tell one.

For now, I will leave you with a non monster/horror joke (just a plain horrible joke).

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public??

A private tutor!