Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

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[Fester]

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a shipwreck.
"Follow me son," the older shark said to the younger one and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the younger shark asked, "Why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
The elder shark replied, "Because they taste better when there is no poop inside!"

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Redneck LOTTO winner:

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14 Moronic Comments You Shouldn't Make at a Funeral
by: Drew Weisholtz

The dearly departed is supposed to be the star of the show when you go to a funeral, so common sense dictates you keep quiet and not do anything to stand out.

If you want to make sure you blend in as seamlessly as a tissue and a black outfit, we've come up with a handy dandy list of things you should avoid uttering. You can thank us later.

1. "Can you keep the crying down? I'm trying to hear the eulogy."

2. "This day just got even worse. I just found out the hearse doesn't have a stocked mini bar."

3. "Does anyone know if they validate parking?"

4. "I don't know why everyone is so sad. It's not like this was a surprise, considering how much he smoked."

5. "I didn't realize I was supposed to wear a suit."

6. "Ooh, I've got to take this call."

7. "Rest in peace, my butt."

8. "I don't know why they buried him in a suit. He's going to be pretty warm in that where he's going."

9. "Does anybody else wanna order a pizza?"

10. "Enough of these people talking, already. Let's get on with the reading of the will."

11. "I'd be honored to be a pallbearer. How much does that pay?"

12. "I'm starting a petition to cancel the wake and replace it with a toga party."

13. "Black is so cliche. That's why I'm wearing glow in the dark neon red-and-green polka dots."

14. "You think 'The Voice' is better than 'American Idol?' Let's go outside and settle this like men."

[Unknown Primate]

   "I'm not sure, but I think I saw the body move!"

[Fester]

I also found out it is considered poor taste to have your dog "play dead" at the graveside service.


Long story . . .

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Honey...  The City installed that street light you've been bugging them about!

[FACTO2]

This might be too political.  If so, mods please delete.  But I found it funny as hell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi595aKnLUk

[Monsters For Sale]

This might be too political.  If so, mods please delete.  But I found it funny as hell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi595aKnLUk

My light pole picture is political - just not aimed at anyone in particular.

This seems way too specific for the UMA.  (For the record, I am for the other guy, I just don't want us going down that path.)

[Fester]

At the risk of getting political . . .

This is the only party that has my full support:

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