Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Monsters For Sale]

Good Ol' Days!

To the parent:  PUT THE CAMERA DOWN!

[missdead13]

Good Ol' Days!

reminds me of george carlins bit about this exact topic

[Caveman]

Cheers!

[Scatter]

If I had a nickel for every time I've said THAT...........

[Howler]

[Howler]

[missdead13]

  love it .

[Fester]

Feels about right . . .

[Dr. Blasko]

Man I love language humor XD

[Universal_Adam]

Man I love language humor XD

HAHAHA! I love that one.  It cracked me up

[Dr. Blasko]

I'm such a huge fan of C&H. Sometimes highly offensive, but usually always clever.

[Monsters For Sale]

This is excerpted from an actual news article published 7-16-2012:



ONE DAY AT THE AIRPORT


Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste.

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999.

The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats.



I should have such problems.

[Dr. Blasko]

I can honestly say that has never happened to me... yet.

TO THE LAB!

[missdead13]

Feels about right . . .

which is why i stay home and watch OLD movies .

all hail TCM. 

[missdead13]

This is excerpted from an actual news article published 7-16-2012:



ONE DAY AT THE AIRPORT


Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste.

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999.

The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats.



I should have such problems.

oh geez.. hahahaa