Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Wolf Man]

Yeah, like when gravity takes over and the bra size goes from 36-D to a 38-Long; and at the checkup, the doctor comments on the hideous bat tattoo. . . .which 30 years ago was a fairy.

Fester, you kill me.  Luv you man!  You keep me in stitches. 

[Fester]

Glad you like 'em Wolf Man!

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned for his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"



One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"

[Dr. Blasko]

As someone of Irish heritage... that last one is very true XD

[Count_Zirock]

Okay, I got one: an Irishman walks out of a bar-- no, really, it COULD happen!

[Fester]

[aura of foreboding]

Considering the species and talents of many of our members, I find that to be the most appropriate post ever made in this thread. 

[Caveman]

Handmade... 

[Unknown Primate]

HA!  Love the shadow rabbit!

[Dr Wolfenstein]

[Fester]

[Zackuth]

I like the teddy bear one.

[aura of foreboding]

I like the teddy bear one.

I second the motion. 

[Illoman]

God bless our teddy bears!!

[Dr. Blasko]

I don't have a teddy bear on my bed to protect me.

But I do have Dracula, Frankenstein, His Bride, Gill-Man, Wolf Man, and the Mummy  No BAD monsters want to face them!

[Caveman]

Good Ol' Days!