Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Fester]

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

[Unknown Primate]

 

[Monsters For Sale]

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No...not really. I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I piss like a race horse; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?" asked the 70-year-old.

"Well, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30 am."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and take a crap every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"

To which the 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 10:00 am."

[Howler]

[Unknown Primate]

HA!  Good one, H!

[horror1o1]

Funny but wish they would have used leather face

[Dr. Blasko]

Funny but wish they would have used leather face

I was thinking the same thing Would've made a lot more sense. Or Ed Gein

[horror1o1]

I was thinking the same thing Would've made a lot more sense. Or Ed Gein

Ya i thought about him too. Still funny though.

[Halloween Jeff]

another Ed Gein fan!

[aura of foreboding]

That would work if it were the Headless Horseman.  But nobody thinks of him anymore...   

[Howler]

Inappropriate Folgers Commercial

Full Metal Skeletor

[Fester]

[missdead13]

I always picture this scenario & have talked to people about it, but
instead of the texting thing, I imagine it would be a ton of old old people
with a buncha tattoos ( alot of them sleeved even) , and lots of odd scars ,
holes and stretched out ear lobes. .
a realistic expectation I believe . 
give it . .  30 more years maybe ? if that?? !   lol

[Fester]

Yeah, like when gravity takes over and the bra size goes from 36-D to a 38-Long; and at the checkup, the doctor comments on the hideous bat tattoo. . . .which 30 years ago was a fairy.

[Sean]

Yeah, like when gravity takes over and the bra size goes from 36-D to a 38-Long; and at the checkup, the doctor comments on the hideous bat tattoo. . . .which 30 years ago was a fairy.

And what will be the music piped into the dayrooms?  Hip Hop?