Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[charp13]

I feel so bad for Jimmy.  Let's just say...I couldn't get along with other children from 1972-1979.

[Gillfan]

Ironically enough, after seeing this I now support the internment of at least one Japanese American.

Interestingly, he actually spent time in a camp. A rather shameful period for the US.

[Fester]

[Unknown Primate]

Good one, Dave!!   

[Gillfan]

[Gillfan]

[Gillfan]

[Unknown Primate]

Good one, Mike!!  LOL!

[Scatter]

  Interestingly, he actually spent time in a camp. A rather shameful period for the US.

Yup. But he should still be forbidden to repeat that dance anywhere, anytime. If that takes additional internment, I'm still for it.

[Fester]

Yup. But he should still be forbidden to repeat that dance anywhere, anytime. If that takes additional internment, I'm still for it.

The internment of 140,000 American citizens and/or residents solely because of their race was an unnecessary and dark chapter of our history.

That being said, given George's happy dance, I would support legislation to ban it (as well as the designated hitter rule; astroturf in baseball, and spandex in any size larger than medium.

On to more serious matters:

[Wolf Man]

True story:
So here I sit in a new deployment on a little Island in the South Pacific, still with a Fire Department of course.  So we get this emergency call to the High School on Island.  We have a report of a smoke detector going off.  All our trucks arrive and stage in their perspective areas.  I enter with my crew.  What do we find?  Our next generation of geniuses had placed the smoke machine they were using for their laser tag game underneath the smoke detector.  What is our world coming to.  Real Einsteins.

[charp13]

Wolf Man- Buddy, you sure do get around      Nice to hear a story from you, old monster buddy! I will alert any kid I know about mixing smoke effects and smoke detectors. It's sad, but sometimes they just don't know.... hahahaha!!

[Fester]

True story:
So here I sit in a new deployment on a little Island in the South Pacific, still with a Fire Department of course.  So we get this emergency call to the High School on Island.  We have a report of a smoke detector going off.  All our trucks arrive and stage in their perspective areas.  I enter with my crew.  What do we find?  Our next generation of geniuses had placed the smoke machine they were using for their laser tag game underneath the smoke detector.  What is our world coming to.  Real Einsteins.

I'd be more concerned if they did it more than once.

[Fester]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves.. by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied , "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this crap but me!"

[Fester]