Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[charp13]

O.G.- I WISH I would find that scene in a Beta Bowl!!  I love it!   

[Fester]

Guess things are tough all over . . .

[Wolf Man]

This is where we really miss Unknown Primate, he always comes up with some very funny zingers.  At least Fester is keeping pace.

[FACTO2]

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. 
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.   

'Oh no,' says Vern. 'He's in my bowling league.

When  they are  seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of  the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 
'Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and  storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time'


VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY.

[Scatter]

HA!!! 

[Fester]

A man traveling through rural North Carolina got lost, and stopped by a farmhouse to ask directions.  His eye was caught by a pig with a wooden leg.  So he said to the farmer "I don't think I've ever seen a pig with a wooden leg. What happened to it?"

"Well," said the farmer, "this is a truly remarkable animal.  A few years back, it was rooting around under the oak trees near the house and discovered truffles.  This new crop has brought us a tidy income, I can assure you."

"Fascinating," said the visitor.  "I never heard of truffles in North Carolina.  But -- why does it have a wooden leg?"

"Well," said the farmer, "just last year, on the north forty, the pig discovered oil, and the proceeds from that oil well are going to make us set for life, including even being able to send all our kids to college."

"A truly incredible animal," said the guy.  "I am sure that you are the envy of all your neighbors.  But why does he have a wooden leg?"

"About six months ago, the farmhouse caught on fire," said the farmer, "and this pig saved our lives.  He rushed upstairs, woke us all up, carried my baby daughter down the stairs by the hair, and made sure we were all safe outside."

"Wow," said the visitor.  "You are very fortunate, indeed.  But I'm still curious about the wooden leg."

"Oh," said the farmer, "if you have a pig that valuable, you don't eat it all at once."

[FACTO2]

   Good one, Fester.   

[Fester]

Yep, Its a real place.

[Fester]

Don't know why, exactly, but this one hit my funny bone.

[Monsters For Sale]

In that vein...

35 Unfortunately Named Dead People:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unfortunately-named-dead-people/

[Unknown Primate]

Those headstones are great!  I actually have a relative who's name was Iona P. Hole!  Keep planning to take a pic of her tombstone.

[Unknown Primate]

Remember this, anyone?  Still freakin' funny!

THE COPPER CLAPPER CAPER - 3.30.wmv

[Illoman]

In that vein...

35 Unfortunately Named Dead People:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unfortunately-named-dead-people/

I had tears rolling down my face as I read those!! Thanks for posting that!!

[Illoman]

Remember this, anyone?  Still freakin' funny!

THE COPPER CLAPPER CAPER - 3.30.wmv

Oh, yeah, UP!!! Freaking hilarious!!!

[Opera Ghost]