Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

Started by Wolf Man, June 19, 2010, 05:30:33 AM

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Fester


15 Signs you are living too fast.

You Know life is getting too fast when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Unknown Primate

All of the above, Dave!  ;D


Speaking of BIGFOOT on the Finding Bigfoot thread  :) - Two bigfoot hunters came across some giant footprints in the snow.  In between the prints was a long, deep trench, which prompted the hunters to observe, " I think we're calling him by the wrong name! "  ;)
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Scatter

Quote from: Unknown Primate on April 27, 2012, 04:37:03 PM
All of the above, Dave!  ;D


Speaking of BIGFOOT on the Finding Bigfoot thread  :) - Two bigfoot hunters came across some giant footprints in the snow.  In between the prints was a long, deep trench, which prompted the hunters to observe, " I think we're calling him by the wrong name! "  ;)

Like Biggus Dickus?? Sorry. Watched Monty Python's "The Life Of Brian" yesterday.
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Unknown Primate

" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

FACTO2

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Illoman


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Scatter

Quote from: FACTO2 on April 28, 2012, 05:26:54 PM
Just trust me and watch it...



Man, when he started the classic "You talkin' to ME?" with those Mickey ears on, I almost lost it!!  ;D ;D
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Scatter

We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

Zackuth

"Listen to them; the children of the night.  What music they make!"  Dracula


missdead13

" Your future is in an oblong box "