Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, you contracted a rare Alien disease parasite that devours you from the inside-out....

While crossing the moors last night, a large beast attacked me, and bit me...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately it was a previously unknown species of Were-Cod, and you are now feeling very scaley.


During a recent aftershock to an earthquake, a previously unknown cave was revealled.

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, absolutely nothing was discovered in the cave.
My neighbor next door to me baked my family a batch of cookies..........

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it was a previously unknown species of Were-Cod, and you are now feeling very scaley.

"Were-Cod"?? LOL!!! Man, I almost fell off my chair laughing at that visual!!

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, absolutely nothing was discovered in the cave.
My neighbor next door to me baked my family a batch of cookies..........

Unfortunately, when you called your family to share the cookies, they didn't come. Cuz they were IN the cookies.

I just found a 2 carat diamond ring on the sidewalk.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it wasn't a two carat diamond ring. It was a toy two carrot ring.
Ok....... that was an awful comeback.
My best friend has given me an original copy of Amazing Fantasy 15........

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it wasn't a two carat diamond ring. It was a toy two carrot ring.
Ok....... that was an awful comeback.
My best friend has given me an original copy of Amazing Fantasy 15........

Unfortunately it was only a cover containing a fan-made copy of Gray's Sports Alamanac

Having heard that a recently discovered cave was found to be empty, I went exploring, and found artifacts beyond a brittle inner wall

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, the brittle wall came with a brittle ceiling, and gave away...trapping you inside....

I knew I only had a little air left, so I began searching thru the artifacts, hoping to discover something that could help.....

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the only pocket of air I could find was in an Egyptian urn containing a mummified Rat....

I have discovered a cold war bunker buried in my back yard....and can hear movement inside....

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately the only pocket of air I could find was in an Egyptian urn containing a mummified Rat....

I have discovered a cold war bunker buried in my back yard....and can hear movement inside....

Unfortunately, when opened, I discovered Margaret Thatcher, Jim Morrison and their love children.


There was however, a secret passage which led into London.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it lead into the grounds of Buckingham Palace and I was met by a rather enthusiastic Royal Gurkha Guard....



I was recently Hypnotised to cure an annoying habit....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, now that I hear the word "Cookie" I begin to cluck like a chicken....

I will never go to a Hypnotist, who works out of the back of his van.


I began clucking at my best friends Unlce's funeral.....

[Scatter]

I began clucking at my best friends Unlce's funeral.....

Unfortunately,your best friend's uncle was Colonel Sanders, and you were taken forcibly to the nearest KFC where your giblets were covered with 11 secret spices and deep fried.

I just won a gold medal at the X Games.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, you were stripped of your gold medal for cheating, upon close examination of the footage, we can see it was Tony Hawk performing the run, instead of Scatter..

I gotta go fix a gas leak

[Scatter]

I gotta go fix a gas leak

I just played the best round of golf in my life.