Unfortunately Game

[long live kong]

Unfortunately my deformed son has escaped from the basement again....they'l never take him from me!!!....

I've won tickets for the world cup final in South Africa....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you were attacked by a herd of rabid Giraffes en route to the game

I'm going on a Ski trip in Colorado with some friends

[Scatter]

unfortunately, you were attacked by a herd of rabid Giraffes en route to the game

I'm going on a Ski trip in Colorado with some friends

Unfortunately, the Magic 8 Ball predicts that you will do a "Sonny Bono" on the bunny hill.

I just discovered a previously unknown home movie of Marilyn Monroe at a garage sale.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it was really a Marilyn Manson homemade porn flick, which the seller erased Manson, and replaced it with Monroe..

My Garden is looking amazing!!

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, that amazing garden of opium poppies now has you sharing a cell with a dead ringer for the dude in "The Crying Game".

I just bought new sneakers.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, they already had feet in them.......

I just witnessed a UFO hovering over Scatter's house....

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately for the Aliens, Scatter ate them ALIVE!!!!!!!! Muuuuuuuu,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons vow to record the most incredible KISS album ever...........

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, all the music will be done with Kazoos...

While vacationing in the remote wilderness of Oregon, I came across some rather large footprints...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately a large mysterious shadow then covers your body. By surprise,
the mysterious figure tears your head off.  As your head lays on the dirt, for just a brief minute
you then realize the Monster that has decapitated you, is a Mutant Badger.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you left nothing for me to use in this sentence.....

Today I went ice skating with my girlfriend

[Scatter]

unfortunately, you left nothing for me to use in this sentence.....

LMAO!!!

Today I went ice skating with my girlfriend

Unfortunately, her knuckles drag, so they nearly froze to the pond.

I'm going out tonight for a gourmet dinner.

[marsattacks666]

unfortunately, you left nothing for me to use in this sentence.....

Today I went ice skating with my girlfriend

I can't believe I just did that....Lol

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately the dinner is youuuuuuuuu!!!!
Driving to work this morning, I accidentally T-bones a bus load of Nuns.
Immediately one of the angry Nuns started to choke me then raised her hand........

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

and Unfortunately, for her...I reached into my pocket and grabbed my trusty swiss army knife and stabbed her in the eye...

Moments later, Father MGee stepped off the bus with a baseball bat in his hand....

[Sean]

Unfortunately, the big Guy upstairs might extend my Purgatory stay as I buzzed the Padre's tower with 98mph heat.

I had a dream that my house was made of chocolate...