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Started by Dr.Teufel Geist, June 01, 2010, 06:54:23 PM

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Dr.Teufel Geist

#270
June 28, 2010, 10:12:02 PM
Unfortunately, it was an alien parasite that attached itself to yer face and burrowed thru yer forehead and ate yer brain....
and now yer just a walking alien zombie.

I just found a rare Van Gogh painting in an old trunk..

marsattacks666

#271
June 28, 2010, 10:17:07 PM
Unfortunately, it was a paint by numbers painting.
People always compliment me on my magic abilities......
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Sean

#272
June 28, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
Unfortunately you were whacked out on PCP and it was actually the MISSING neighbor, Eddie Van Gogh, PERSON---not painting, dead, stuffed in a trunk, found in your basement and so now yer doing back to back life sentences in San Quentin.

I just got a free sandwich from Dunkin Donuts...

Sean

#273
June 28, 2010, 10:20:33 PM
Quote from: marsattacks666 on June 28, 2010, 10:17:07 PM
Unfortunately, it was a paint by numbers painting.
People always compliment me on my magic abilities......

Unfortunately they always just want you to make yourself disappear....

I just found out the neighbors are swingers...

marsattacks666

#274
June 28, 2010, 10:25:55 PM
Unfortunately, that isn't that bad?!? Wow!
Cockroaches have taken me out for dinner and a movie. Yes, Cockroaches! >:D
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Sean

#275
June 28, 2010, 10:28:38 PM
Unfortunately, cockroaches eat poop... and the movie is just video of what they do to you when you sleep.


My swinger neighbors asked me over for a party...

marsattacks666

#276
June 28, 2010, 10:45:29 PM Last Edit: June 29, 2010, 03:21:01 PM by marsattacks666
 Unfortunately, I, MARSATTACKS was not invited. Darn,darn,darn!!!!
Robots, witches and serial killers want meet to join their new Club...
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Dr.Teufel Geist

#277
June 28, 2010, 11:10:36 PM
unfortunately, you misread it...it actually said..Robots,Witches, and Serial killers want meat,join our club...(why Robots want meat for, I have no idea)

I just got a phone call from my childhood sweetheart..

CreepysFan

#278
June 28, 2010, 11:22:22 PM
....unfortunately she's dead, and wants you to "Join us, join us" on the other side.
   
I just inherited the family mansion and fortune......
" THIS BLANKET IS A NECESSITY.  IT KEEPS ME FROM CRACKING UP." - LINUS VAN PELT

Dr.Teufel Geist

#279
June 28, 2010, 11:25:46 PM
unfortunately, it's just an old run down shack in the swamp, and the fortune is all counterfeit confederate bills...

I lost touch with all that was reality

Sean

#280
June 29, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Unfortunately, you were a guest on the Montag 'Wizard of Gore Magic Hour' and he REALLY sawed you in half. (If you're an HG Lewis fan, you'll recall the line: 'what IS reality???')...

My kid just got money from the tooth fairy.

Opera Ghost

#281
June 29, 2010, 10:56:25 AM
Unfortunately, she is now toothless


Just foundf out that I need a complete blood transfusion
"In each of us, two natures are at war--the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer..."

marsattacks666

#282
June 29, 2010, 03:25:30 PM
Unfortunately....you have a rare blood type, only Draculonia the idiot, from the Planet DRACON can
give you that transfusion.
Martians spent the night in my basement last night for snacks and pizza......
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Opera Ghost

#283
June 29, 2010, 06:42:14 PM
Unfortunately it gives them extremely bad gas.


I just discovered that I am telepathic
"In each of us, two natures are at war--the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer..."

Dr.Teufel Geist

#284
July 01, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
unfortunately, it was just a dream......(couldn't think of a thing to write...)

I heard strange blood curdling screams coming from my neighbors house....
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