Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it's an ancient voodoo cursed spell that cause dead sheep to rise from their earthly tombs and Baaa Baaa people to death.

I just got over being sick for a week..

[Sean]

Unfortunately, your name is Lucy and you were bitten by a nosferatu, so now you're undead as opposed to sick...

I just got back into town to visit my dad whom I hadn't seen in a while...

[fmofmpls]

Unfortunately, he's not your dad. There was a mix-up at the hospital nursery years ago. And oh, it gets worse .. Ray Ferry has been looking high and low for you. 

There's nothing to watch on TV anymore with the NBA season being over.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, that means you'll have to take up the art of Crocheting. Every DAY!!!!! 
While using the Outhouse and talking on my cell phone. I accidentally or accidently(which ever)
dropped my phone........

[Scatter]

I was sort of expecting that!!!

I kid because I love......

[fmofmpls]

While using the Outhouse and talking on my cell phone. I accidentally or accidently(which ever)
dropped my phone........

Unfortunate for you, but fortunate for me because I wasn't listening to any more of your CRAP anyways.  

I stumbled upon this game yesterday while looking for 'The Person Below Me.'

[Scatter]

I stumbled upon this game yesterday while looking for 'The Person Below Me.'

Unfortunately, you felt compelled to post here (WOW did you just walk into THAT one!!).

I just hit the Trifecta!!

[fmofmpls]

I bow to your greatness Scatter. I need a new offensive coordinator to compete in this thread. And my defense is lacking too. Suddenly, I feel like the New Jersey Nets. 

[Scatter]

I bow to your greatness Scatter. I need a new offensive coordinator to compete in this thread. And my defense is lacking too. Suddenly, I feel like the New Jersey Nets. 

C'mon.......it can't be THAT bad!!

[fmofmpls]

C'mon.......it can't be THAT bad!!

Yeah, maybe I'm being too harsh on myself. Okay, I feel like my MN Timberwolves. We won three more games than the Nets. 

[marsattacks666]

Yeah, maybe I'm being too harsh on myself. Okay, I feel like my MN Timberwolves. We won three more games than the Nets. 

Unfortunately, didn't the LAKERS beat the Timberwolves in March 104/96. That was rhetorical. Oh,
and the Lake's will beat 'em again in October. Ouch!!!


Today I feel all warm an toasty inside, because I found a trunk full of ............

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Ancient Mayan volcanic idols,unfortunately.....the glowing heat sensation overcomes you and you burn to a crisp..

I spent a lovely day at the beach....

[Paul L]

Unfortunately it was Party Beach, & you were consumed by a legion of cheesy Creature knockoffs.

I'm getting my first vacation in 3 years!

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's at the lovely resort of Crystal Lake....

I just moved into a beautiful 3 story victorian house

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the last occupants left in a real hurry leaving all of their belongings behind and there appears to be a rat problem in the attic, their scratching sounds are keeping me awake at night. They must be in the walls too as my dog keeps growling incessantly at nothing in particular. Old houses eh?

My daughter has just got engaged....