Unfortunately Game

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was a real call...

I just found a house I want to buy...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the Bates Mansion isn't for sale  ....

A relative just found some old film in their attic with the words 'London After Midnight' written on the box....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately,this "London After Midnight" was an British homosexual stag film......

I just saw a shooting star.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately Phil Spector has escaped from prison and has gone postal....

I have just had a new tattoo....

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it's a tattoo of Jerry Springer.....naked!!!!
As I was drinking from the public water fountain, I was shocked to discover......

[Sean]

that it wasn't a water fountain at all, but rather someone's Newfoundland relieving itself on your tonsils...

I just met a pretty girl at the park today while jogging...

[Monolith]

Unfortunately, it was at that very moment that you realized you were gay.


I just discovered a cure for the common cold...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it involves gargling with the urine of a pregnant yak.

I saw Pamela Anderson naked on my pool deck.

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, you had just stepped out of a time machine, and she was 93 years old!

I just set a world record!

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, you had just stepped out of a time machine, and she was 93 years old!

I just set a world record!

Unfortunately, Guinness doesn't have a category for "Longest Enforced Celibacy By A Spouse".

I had the best lobster chowder I've ever eaten today.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, there was a type-o and it should have read:  Mobster chowder....as you were gulping down chunks of Vinnie and Paulie Saccone of the Saccone crime family.

2 of the biggest boobs you ever saw were in my house today, sans clothing...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, How 2 boobs like Unknown Primate and CreepyFan got IN my house, and why they were naked, remains a mystery.

I got a perfect score on my SATs.

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, How 2 boobs like Unknown Primate and CreepyFan got IN my house, and why they were naked, remains a mystery.

I was sort of expecting that!!!

[Sean]

Unfortunately, SAT in this case stands for:  Stinky Arse Test... and your melodorous buttock melted the machine, causing the tech administering the test to exclaim sarcastically:  'Perfect!'

I just won an all expenses paid vacation to a remote island...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it is called 'Plum Island, animal disease research centre'. Apparently Terns nest there.

I have just been handed down an ancient family recipe by my grandmother....