Unfortunately Game

[long live kong]

Unfortunately I am required to eat nothing but raw lamb for 3 months prior to the 'meeting' and must prove that I am free of sin in order to be accepted by 'He Who Dwells In Subterranean Slumber'. He has another name but it is too difficult to spell and impossible to pronounce.

I have invented a new type of cheese.... 

[Sean]

Unfortunately it's very expensive because Scatter is the only one who can CUT it...

I just watched 2 hours of TV with the wife...

[Sean]

Luckily, a Monkey popped out of nowhere, and snagged it, dying from the poison after consuming it.

VERRRRY clever, Indy...

[Opera Ghost]

VERRRRY clever, Indy...

I have my moments, albeit much fewer and far between than Scatter

[Scatter]

I have my moments, albeit much fewer and far between than Scatter

Most of my moments are senior ones these days.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately it's very expensive because Scatter is the only one who can CUT it...

I just watched 2 hours of TV with the wife...

Unfortunately it was my neighbors wife.


I just downloaded plans to the Ultimate Weapon in the Universe

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it was my neighbors wife.

Now THAT'S funny!!

I just downloaded plans to the Ultimate Weapon in the Universe

Unfortunately, it requires that Obama be there on Day One to activate it (I know, I'm a little rascal ).

I just sold an original oil painting of mine for over half a million dollars.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, you are the CEO of BP, the canvas is the sea, the 'painting' is a satellite photo of the Southeast United States seaboard and the oil is..... the oil.  Oh, and the 1/2 mil is in LIFE money.... 5 white $100,000 bills....

I just won 'employee of the month'...

[Scatter]

I just won 'employee of the month'...

Unfortunately, you collect blood samples during menstruation cycles of orangutans........and it was a heavy month.

I just got a call from the director of the FBI.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, the director of the Fire ant Buttock Incubators needs you to pay back that favor and house the queen and her 10,000 eggs in your rectum while their usual guy goes for a prostate exam...

The CIA called me with a unique opportunity...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it was to locate Jimmy Hoffa's dog, that has also been missing
for over 30yrs.
My Wife just purchased a one of a kind antique.............

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it was an 8 track tape player for my car.

I just had the best meal of my life.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately.....the best meal isn't the most healthy. When you woke
up the next day from the meal, your bones deteriorated and turned you into a BLOB!
Aliens have landed in my backyard last night and gave me a special gift......

[Scatter]

Unfortunately.....the best meal isn't the most healthy. When you woke
up the next day from the meal, your bones deteriorated and turned you into a BLOB!
Aliens have landed in my backyard last night and gave me a special gift......

Unfortunately, it's still in your rectum.

I survived Hurricane Katrina.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it's still in your rectum.

I survived Hurricane Katrina.

Wow, ouch!!!!!
Unfortunately, your secret Ryan Seacrest collection didn't.
I just got a call from my Agent to star on the t.v. show the Jersey Shore.