Unfortunately Game

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, a rogue iceberg breaking land from the North shore thru the british isles and demolished the shop.

Had a voicemail from Ed McMahon

[Sean]

...and it said you just won $10 million, but that the 'offer expires when I do'.

I just signed up for a nudist cruise...

[Scatter]

I just signed up for a nudist cruise...

Unfortunately, it's an all male gay cruise for Viagra salesmen.

I just found buried treasure.....

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, the only way to haul it, is by loading it on that same "all male gay cruise" ship.

I just joined a gym...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, the only way to haul it, is by loading it on that same "all male gay cruise" ship.

I just joined a gym...

Unfortunately, it's inside the Chimpanzee exhibit at the Zoo--watch out for Scatter

[long live kong]

I just got a voicemail from an old acquaintance....

[Opera Ghost]

I just got a voicemail from an old acquaintance....

Thanks for picking up the Ball, Kong...


...unfortunately, they were calling from Hell, and said that I'm late for an appointment with Beelzebub.


A Telegram sent from 1951 just arrived to me

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it was from my great uncle Frank and said;

My dearest nephew,
The walls of our bunker are thick and we hear little from outside. Is the war over?
We have eaten our supply of corned beef and are now living solely on a diet of tinned cabbage and distilled urine.
Help us dear boy before all is lost.
..................................................

My son has just graduated....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it's inside the Chimpanzee exhibit at the Zoo--watch out for Scatter

I'm the Nolan Ryan of poop flinging.

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it was from my great uncle Frank and said;

My dearest nephew,
The walls of our bunker are thick and we hear little from outside. Is the war over?
We have eaten our supply of corned beef and are now living solely on a diet of tinned cabbage and distilled urine.
Help us dear boy before all is lost.
..................................................

My son has just graduated....

Unfortunately, he was valedictorian of Liverpool Beauty College.

I just saw a falling star.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately, he was valedictorian of Liverpool Beauty College.

For anyone interested the Liverpool beauty college offers a two day course, day one is how to apply copious amounts of fake tan, day two is how to insert oversized gold loop earing's. (If you ever go to Liverpool you'll know what I'm talking about)

I just saw a falling star.

Unfortunately its headed this way.

I just met my childhood idol....

[Sean]

Unfortunately you were on a tour of Leavenworth.

I was just voted most likely to have a date Friday Night...

[Opera Ghost]

Luckily, a Monkey popped out of nowhere, and snagged it, dying from the poison after consuming it.


I just inherited a map to Blackbeards treasure

[CreepysFan]

I'm the Nolan Ryan of poop flinging.

   

So that's what that smell around you is. 

[CreepysFan]

 ....unfortunately you inherited Blackbeard's vengeful ghost with it.

       

I'm going to be an honored guest at the Lovecraft Historical Society....