Unfortunately Game

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it works in reverse, is time-sensitive and the hand you've been applying the creme with is now a fetus's nub and you'll have to wait 18 years before it looks normal on your adult body.

I just got a really cool prize in a Cracker Jack box...

Unfortunately you're a lonely, bitter old man, so that's the only thing you're going to get for Christmas, Scrooge.

I just won a pie eating contest.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was just you at the Family Thanksgiving......(yeh, I had nothing...sorry)

Today,I just got the voodoo doll I ordered.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it looks a lot like you.


I just found a first issue Hasbro GI Joe

[long live kong]

Unfortunately I had to break the arm of the kid who was holding it....

I am expecting my third child....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately I had to break the arm of the kid who was holding it....

I am expecting my third child....

Unfortunately, the sonogram clearly showed a "666" birthmark on his head.

I've managed to regenerate dead tissue.

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately it doesn't work on monkey brains, so your out of luck.

     

I just became an Ambassador between Earth and an alien world....

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, At the reception dinner, you were the main course


I just found a skeleton key

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately it opens the doorway into Hell.

   

Valerie Bertinelli just called me up for a date...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, she was asking for Opera Ghost's number.


While I was driving last night, a giant Shadow ran alongside of my car

[Sean]

Unfortunately it was Valerie Bertinelli, who fell off the Jenny Craig wagon and came to collect on that date!

I ate the cheese plate at Restaurant 301 last night...

[CULT of FRANKENSTEIN]

Unfortunately.......... I just got explosive dia(*at*)#*#(*at*)!
My best friend just told me that, if I take the twinkie out of the package.....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, that it would grow arms and legs,and a rather large mouth with long pointy teeth,and devour yer flesh...

I was just asked to star in the new made for tv movie "Dark Shadows:the lost episodes"

[CULT of FRANKENSTEIN]

 Unfortunately....in actuality, it is all mostly film in CGI.
Today while swimming in the Atlantic, as I came to shore, I discovered
a large steam trunk filled with....................

[marsattacks666]

MONEY!!!!!Unfortunately , due to the elements, the money had deteriorated.
Every tween in Border's bookstore is trying to locate a copy of Twilight.....

[long live kong]

Unfortunately they all got a copy of Dean Koontz's 'Twilight Eyes' and got to read a real horror novel for a change....

I just purchased a genuine artifact from the Titanic at a bric-a-brac shop....