Unfortunately Game

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.

I just threw a football 50 yards.

Unfortunately it was in a small Belleek showroom in Ireland whose policy is 'You breaky... you takey'...

I just caught a foul ball...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it was in a small Belleek showroom in Ireland whose policy is 'You breaky... you takey'...

I just caught a foul ball...

Unfortunately, the ball was attached to the groin of an unbathed iron worker. Foul indeed.

I was on Candid Camera

Oh, and BTW Sean............the Landers set-up was masterful. Simply masterful.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was a prostitute sting operation posing as candid camera...


I just invented the beer pill

[CreepysFan]

....unfortunarely the DEA busted you thinking it was something else.

     

I just found Dr.Frankenstein's Journal...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, yer kids thought it was a coloring book, and drew you some pretty rainbows,flowers, and dinosaurs...

I just found a flying saucer in my woods

[Scatter]

unfortunately, yer kids thought it was a coloring book, and drew you some pretty rainbows,flowers, and dinosaurs...

I just found a flying saucer in my woods

Unfortunately, "anal probe" means the same thing everywhere in the universe.

I just saw the Loch Ness Monster

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was just Creepysfan taking a bath....

I was abducted by Beautiful Blonde Big breasted alien hotties!!!

[Scatter]

unfortunately, it was just Creepysfan taking a bath....

We're more likely to see the Loch Ness Monster than Creepy taking a bath.

I was abducted by Beautiful Blonde Big breasted alien hotties!!!

Unfortunately, they're all lesbian Beautiful Blonde Big breasted alien hotties.

I've developed a cure for insomnia.

[long live kong]

....If you don't mind staring at your grandmother naked....

I have joined the elite ranks of Mensa....

[Unknown Primate]

...  unfortunately, it's not because you're a genius.  It actually stands for:
     Monkeys Entertaining Naked Space Aliens!

     I just recieved a letter that says, "YOU may already be a Winner!"

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately it's for Ungliest Pet.

     

I just joined the TAPS ghost hunters....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, TAPS stands for The Anal Probe Society.

I just discovered the lost continent of Atlantis

[long live kong]

Unfortunately my oxygen supply runs out in 40 seconds.

I have invented the ultimate anti-aging cream....

[Sean]

Oh, and BTW Sean............the Landers set-up was masterful. Simply masterful.

I was the pitcher who grooved one to Mickey Mantle so he could pass Jimmie Foxx on the all-time HR list.

[Sean]

Unfortunately my oxygen supply runs out in 40 seconds.

I have invented the ultimate anti-aging cream....

Unfortunately it works in reverse, is time-sensitive and the hand you've been applying the creme with is now a fetus's nub and you'll have to wait 18 years before it looks normal on your adult body.

I just got a really cool prize in a Cracker Jack box...