Unfortunately Game

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, I'm now trapped in a "Groundhog Day" type cycle in which I'm trapped in a closet and forced to observe Roseanne Barr's wedding night in perpetuity.

I've discovered the secret to curing male pattern baldness.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately you need to have lots of chest hair for it to work....

I've been picked to star in a new reality TV show....

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it's called "Piles with your Proctologist"


I just had a psychic vision

[Sean]

...unfortunately it's of the neighbor's Neopolitan Mastiff, Capt. McFarts, humping you as you try to get into your car tomorrow.

I am up for an award...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it's for "The Guy who will most likely never move out of his parent's basement." award


I just purchased the car of my dreams...a 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe

[Sean]

Unfortunately, 'she' likes to be called Christine...

I just got a phone call from my mother-in-law...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, she will not be able to come visit for the wknd, however..she will be able to stay the whole month of December, for Christmas Holidays...

I keep hearing voices telling me.."if you build it..they will come.."

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately they were talking about outhouses.

   

I just found out I'm of Royal blood.....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, that means you're the product of the same centuries of inbreeding that produced Prince Charles.

I just discovered oil in my backyard.

[CreepysFan]

...unfortunately that proves your living on a Toxic Waste dump.

     

I just met the girl of my dreams...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you werent the guy of her dreams.....

I was just crowned Mr.Universe

[Paul L]

Unfortunately it was a ploy from MAD magazine.

I'm going to Europe this weekend.

[Sean]

Unfortunately your tickets are to SEE Europe... the 80's band, not go to Europe, the continent.  They are opening for Hall & Oates in a roadside tent just outside of Hyannisport.  1st eleven patrons get a John Oates fake moustache.  Congrats.

I just finished my laundry...

[Ormsby]

Unfortunately the blood of all those campers didn't wash completely out.

I was hired to be the star of a new horror movie.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it's called "Castaway 2" and you play opposite a golf ball



I discovered a crack in the wall of my basement