Unfortunately Game

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately.....they were cannibals.
The medication I started taking, turn out to be............

[MorsVampiris]

a poison lethal to most humans. you eventually got sick and puked blood until you died. how unfortunate

I discovered a cure for AIDS

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, the AIDS virus is killed by injecting the infected person with the bacteria that causes leprosy.

I finally found my long lost love......

[MorsVampiris]

she was mauled by a bear and is 5 seconds from death.

We just discovered an alien race.

[long live kong]

Unfortunately they all look like this......



I just won an all expenses paid holiday for two.....

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately its to cuba and they still are mad at you for betraying them... decisions decisions. death with pleasure or survival with out.

I just produced a significant amount of anti-matter...

[Sean]

Unfortunately, in this example, 'anti matter' is code for explosive diarrhea in your pants.


I just woke up from a dream that I was being eaten by a shark...

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately three days later my dream came true.

I just found the lost city of Atlantis...

[Ormsby]

Unfortunately it's in New Jersey.

I just discovered a way to make lead into gold.

[Scatter]

Unfortunately it's in New Jersey.

I just discovered a way to make lead into gold.

Unfortunately,since that news got out the priice of lead is now the same as the price of gold.

I just got a great new job......

[CreepysFan]

 

...unfortunately it's as a zoo monkey.

I just discovered the secrets of the Universe.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, the vast knowledge was too great for yer brain, and it exploded..

I was asked to star in the next Spiderman movie

[CreepysFan]

.....unfortunately as Doc Conner's love interrest.

       

I just inherited copies of every Horror comic ever printed.

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, the will stipulates that I must have sex with Ray Ferry to collect.

I just discovered a new planet.......

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it's inhabited by Divine clones and they need to use you as a human salt lick to sustain life... all 6.5 billion of him (them).

I just figured out how to turn invisible...