Do You Own A...game

[charp13]

No (I'm not sure what it is)   
DYOA-  Christmas- themed Monster?

[Flower]

Nope.

DYO A ... Piggy bank of any type that you use on almost a daily basis.

[marsattacks666]

Piggy bank yes. Usage, no.
Dyoa complete set of.......vintage flatwear

[Sean]

No, though that would be cool.  My wife has a million tea cups, though.

DYOA flint lock pistol (regardless of whether it shoots)

[charp13]

I have a POTC Jack Sparrow flintlock that shoots Nerf-type darts and one that lights up on the end with a skull and crossbones light.
DYOA- Prize that you won from a carnival or fair?

[Sean]

I have a POTC Jack Sparrow flintlock that shoots Nerf-type darts and one that lights up on the end with a skull and crossbones light.
DYOA- Prize that you won from a carnival or fair?

My 3 year old has the light-up skull pistol-----loves it.  She shot every animal on the Jungle Cruise with it.  Even the baby elephants!

True story:  My 1st date with my wife & friends TOGETHER was a carnival.  We went to a stand where you have to knock down cans with a baseball.  I tried to win her a prize.  As soon as I plunk my money down, a crowd comes out of nowhere to watch.  I am a former athlete---was at the time, too, save for B-League Softball----but because of the softball playing, my arm was still loose.  I'm 6'4"-6'5", 240 lbs....I fired my 3 balls at the cans and the sound they made MISSING everything but the canvas backdrop was deafening.  I was gassing the ball up there because I knew that these games were REALLY rigged.  Anyway, my wife (then 3rd date girlfriend) asks if she can try one ball.  I say 'OK'.  She knocks all the cans down.

She picks a giant Pink Panther----don't know where the hell it is today.  My buddy whispers to me that I am the most confident man in the world walking around with a giant Pink Panther that my girlfriend won and not caring what people think.

I said: ''Nonsense.  100 people know SHE won it.  The other 5,000 people will look at us and THINK I won it for her".  She was All-City  in softball as a girl in Newark, NJ growing up... and she still had it.

DYOA new camera because you think your spouse purposely did something to the old one----that wasn't that old?

[charp13]

Sean- I love your carnival/pink panther story!! 
I do not need a new camera because my husband went to Hong Kong on business last year and "forgot" our camera, so he could buy one there    It is a really cool camera, though! He was too embarassed to bring my HP digital camera that was "free with purchase" when we bought a printer, and came back with a sweeet one from H.K.!
DYOA- Holiday sweater that you've been photographed  wearing?

[Hepcat]

No - but I do own a Looney Tunes sweater and several Xmas ties!

DYOA poodle skirt?

[Flower]

No but I do own some cat hair skirts.


DYO A ... reindeer sweater or PJs?

[charp13]

No reindeers, but I have a Bambi tank top   
DYOA- Cowboy or cowgirl style shirt?   ( with those sweet pockets that snap shut)

[Zombiology]

Years ago.  If I still had them, they might fit one of my legs.

DYOA bathrobe dedicated to a character?

[Scatter]

No, but I NEED one.

DYOA football helmet from a defunct team?

[Sean]

Yes... these fellows had a team once... 

DYOA famous person's shoes?

[Scatter]

Yes... these fellows had a team once... 

Now THAT'S funny!! And sad.........

DYOA meat grinder??

[Sean]

Now THAT'S funny!! And sad.........

DYOA meat grinder??

DAMMIT!  Do you or do you NOT own famous people's shoes!?

No meat grinder here.