Top fictitious Horror Movies!

[packy120353]

I was trying to come up with my ten favorite for the other thread and the list kept getting longer instead of narrowing down! I thought what if I could just invent my own - hey why not? Share it with the group and see if anyone want to add any, since we do have, gee, one or two creative types here (in other words I haven't met anyone yet that isn't!) So without further ado - here are five of my "favorite" all-time Horror movies that never were:

1. 18 LEGS - AND A DOZEN ROSES - When a UFO crashes behind the truck stop, something gets into the water, then the coffee - Breaker breaker!
2. YES MASTER! - A mysterious 70s  workout video promises buns of steel  - arms, legs and heads too as it turns stay-home moms into robotic killers! And a breakout at the R. Simmons sanitarium....coincidence?
3. SCALE MODELS - A family of skinny snake women live under the runway and compete for food. Janitor finds a strange pile of bikinis in the basement.
4. THE BALD DEMON  - A bored  teenager's pet tarantula + Nair + Red Bull - nuff said!
5. THE RETURN OF THE HORROR OF THE TERROR OF HORRIBLE TERROR! - Czech remake/documentary of the real heroes of the Alamo.  subtitled.

Well boils and ghouls waddya say?  Let's add five more call it a top-ten list! Have a frightful day!

[SpankRamen]

1. Slim Pickins - Overweight & obese volunteers at a research clinic are given a weight loss drink that slowly turns them into vampire supermodels who only drink the blood of fat people.

2. Tap That - A young dancer is paralyzed in a car accident & her chances of being famous are destroyed. Soon she discovers that eating the legs of other dancers gives her the ability to walk & dance again. Who will stop her finger-lickin' killing spree?

3. The Weaving - A salon orders human hair from Cambodia. On delivery, the salon owner notices an extra box of the most beautiful hair she's ever seen. Hair is applied to the heads of  female customers who start falling on the floor one by one, screaming in agony. The hair has started eating into their brains, taking control over the women & giving them super human strength.

4. Oh, Mama - A 5 year-old boy witnesses his dad beat his mom to death. Over the years, the boy spent hours upon hours in his basement waiting for the exact moment to avenge his mother. One day, the father gets curious & goes into the basement. Now 17 years old, the young man traps his father in the basement. He starts by cutting out his father tongue. Then he cuts off his fingers one by one, digit by digit. After a week of torture, the father is finally done in when the young man chops up his father, puts him through a meat grinder, & feeds him to the neighbor's dog. 

[Wich2]

"The Universal Monster Army"

It is the near future, a time of poverty and turmoil...
When an Evil Empire from beyond the farthest star attempts to conquer a weakened Earth, clones of the iconic Monsters of history - grown from seed retrieved from the ruins of the ancient Lampini Museum - are the planet's last hope!
Their battlecry?

"DESTROY ALL ALIENS, MONSTERS!"

[Toy Ranch]

The Mask -  A mask collector's collection comes alive as heads fly around to act out their evil whims.

[Nicole]

The Death Doll- A toy collector purchases a rare, exotic-looking doll during his trip to Africa. He later sells it to a wealthy family for their spoiled daughter. The toy turns out to be a Voodoo doll, and the girl soon learns she can get away with whatever she wants, even murder, with her new toy.

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

Frankenstein VS The Creature

The monster after surviving the burning dock fire at the end of A&C meet Frank " Glen Strange" gets carried down the coast by wicked riptides is is washed ashore on the banks of the amazon river. He is befriended by a beautiful blind nun  Mina " played by Helen Chandler" who's Amazon missionary is been plagued my mysterious violent deaths of her flock. Those of who wander to close to the mysterious Black Lagoon to learn of it's secrets and the lure of it's hidden treasures.

Mina is abducted by the mysterious Countess Von Frankenstein "Ilona Massey "  and her all girl crew of bikini clad adventures " Fay Wray , Julie Adams ,Valerie Hobson, &  Elsa Lanchester, in an effort to lure the Monster to the Lagoon to distroy  the Creature that lurks beneath it's depths for her own evil purposes.

Guest starring .. Lionel Atwil as Inspector Krogh   , and special guest stars Lon Chaney jr as The Wolf Man and Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula
   
   
Make-up   Jack Pierce / Bud Westmore
Writing credits   Curt Siodmak
Music   Frank Skinner
Cinematography   George Robinson
Producer   George Waggner
Director    Roy William Neill


And for the first time ever ...An all out battle supreme between the legendary man made monster and the mysterious gillman takes place  in glorious TECNO-COLOR !

[SpankRamen]

And for the first time ever ...An all out battle supreme between the legendary man made monster and the mysterious gillman takes place  in glorious TECNO-COLOR !

Cinemascope & stereophonic sound?

[packy120353]

Hey Tom - don't let these guys do the make-up! From Chabelo y Pepito Contra los Monstrous! (poor scan from a poster):

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

Note to self.. Don't hire those guys and add Cinemascope & stereophonic sound !

[Nicole]

Note to self.. Don't hire those guys and add Cinemascope & stereophonic sound !

Yes! And be sure to film the whole thing in Portuguese, with English subtitles.