The Person Below Me Game

[long live kong]

No but I wish I was. My grandfather was a brilliant carpenter.

By the way there's a film on later tonight here called 'The Terror', with Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson. Never seen it myself, is it any good??

Tpbm knows sign language....

[Scatter]

The Terror is nothing to write home about. And the only sign language I know requires but a single finger.

TPBM once had sex at the office.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

no...

(The Terror) is...uh..forgetable..

tpbm is a member of the mile high club

[long live kong]

Not in an office or on a plane....but have in some other risky places....

Might give 'The Terror' a try anyway.

Tpbm was once caught in an incredibly embarrassing position by a close relative...

                                                                                                             

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

almost, when I was 13...and we will leave it at that..

tpbm HATES dial-up connections

[Scatter]

Absolutely............torture at its most extreme. Remember AOL??

TPBM sneaks their own snacks into the movie theater (I do).

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

dont go to the movies anymore...

tpbm always throws out the fruitcake they receive at Christmas time..

[Wicked Lester]

I have only received a couple of fruitcakes and put them to good use as door stops. On the other hand I work with a lot of fruit cakes.

TPBM likes to watch the spider in their bathroom while they are "busy".

[Sean]

Always.

TPBM has really changed their curse menu due to little ones in the house...

[charp13]

Oh yesss- we use the first letter of each curse word- A,B,F,and S  and sometimes Y and W too!             TPBM- Has recently discovered that they enjoy a new type of lunch/deli meat that they had never tried before..........and it doesn't taste like S.

[Sean]

Can't say that I have.... I eyeballed some olive loaf in my mom's fridge the other day and I just can't pull the trigger....

TPBM has a back scratcher somewhere in their house that resurfaces from time to time-----and each time it does, they use hell out of it------making sounds as if it were a 4 star porno the whole time....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

are you sure it is a backscratcher that yer using?? 

nah, I usually do it like the bears, instead of trees...I use the outer corner of the walls.

tpbm is listening to some good Metal right now

[marsattacks666]

Yes.....and every day.
Tpbm, tried to do push-ups, then gave up?

[Scatter]

Nah, I can jam out the push ups.

TPBM drank too much last night

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

"I never drink..........anymore."   

tpbm done some shopping today